Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
You have a wife?
yeah and I have some rather saucy information about Ygrene. Real name, funny habits, Chuck Norris beard etc...which of course I can never disclose.
Hmm...Ygrene I say you just take the cookies and run away. Don't ever go back! Any wife that gets mad at you for eating cookies is no wife at all, but a demon!
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Dec-16-2005 18:59
RJT
last minute disco
Registered: Oct 2004
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by lücid
poop the chocolate on your wife.
I think I lol'd extra hard at that just because it's the kind of response I wouldn't expect from you in a million years... nicely played.
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Dec-16-2005 19:02
lücid
electric girl
Registered: Aug 2003
Location: NY
Re: I Need Help, SRSLY.
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Originally posted by Ygrene
My wife made a batch of crisped chocolate (like Nestle crunch)
wait, i know... replace it with some Nestle Crunch, but make sure you melt the 'Nestle' logo off of it first.
It looks like this might be the easiest solution. There is half a bag of choclate chips left and plenty of Rice Krispies. Just throw it into the ol' microwave, right?
Although I do like Stren's idea of playing dead.
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Dec-16-2005 19:08
medinaM5
supreme
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Los Angeles
flee the scene...leave a note saying your having a rough day, and the only solution was eating the crisped chocolate, and now ur out smoking cigs with ur other friend, pretending to be black
Dec-16-2005 19:13
kadomony
FRENCH EXPRESS
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Philly
quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
It looks like this might be the easiest solution. There is half a bag of choclate chips left and plenty of Rice Krispies. Just throw it into the ol' microwave, right?
call your mistress and tell her you need rice crispies STAT!
Dec-16-2005 19:15
stren
Strenowski
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Warsaw, Earth, 1 AU
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Originally posted by Ygrene
It looks like this might be the easiest solution. There is half a bag of choclate chips left and plenty of Rice Krispies. Just throw it into the ol' microwave, right?
Although I do like Stren's idea of playing dead.
post a bulletin on myspace to make it more believable
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Dec-16-2005 19:17
igottaknow
PerfectTeeth R4 Dinosaurs
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future
blame him
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Dec-16-2005 19:36
DigitalPhoenix
On a new path to success!
Registered: Mar 2005
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Melt EXLAX and make a new batch...then give her one and say they
"went bad or sum'thin"
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yeah and I have some rather saucy information about Ygrene. Real name, funny habits, Chuck Norris beard etc...which of course I can never disclose.
