I wouldn't have to serve because I'm openly gay. God bless America!

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Originally posted by Jake Benson I wouldn't have to serve because I'm openly gay. God bless America!

You're going to have to prove that and not just kissing a guy

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Originally posted by Lepanto You're going to have to prove that and not just kissing a guy

How about all of the men I've had sex with? I also have some video footage. They can tell recruiters how great of a top I was (and in some cases, how great of a power bottom I was). Do you think that's enough evidence, or should I just sleep with every guy?

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Originally posted by Jake Benson How about all of the men I've had sex with? I also have some video footage. They can tell recruiters how great of a top I was (and in some cases, how great of a power bottom I was). Do you think that's enough evidence, or should I just sleep with every guy?

Sleep with every guy, their father, their uncles, and fuck all the women too just in the the ass. What i meant to say is that you say you're gay, they are skeptical obviously, so you bring a guy and kiss him then they are like "oh, ok, bye". But, what they really do is get on the phone and call people you'd least expect and find out if you really gay or not basically by doing something like calling your 12th grade history teacher and saying something like "Did you know Jake (if that's your real name :haha is gay?" and your teacher might say " Really? Wierd, I always saw him with girls and stuff". Then they call a relative of yours you see once in a blue moon and do the same untill it becomes rather apperant that you're straight

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But, what they really do is get on the phone and call people you'd least expect and find out if you really gay or not basically by doing something like calling your 12th grade history teacher and saying something like "Did you know Jake (if that's your real name :haha is gay?" and your teacher might say " Really? Wierd, I always saw him with girls and stuff". Then they call a relative of yours you see once in a blue moon and do the same untill it becomes rather apperant that you're straight

Haha, that's awesome. I came out in 10th grade, so they can go farther back than 12th grade. =) They can call everyone and they'll say one of two things:

(1) I never saw jake with a woman unless he was talking about other men
(2) Yeah, he's a total f-a-g-g-o-t. All he talks about is scoring ass.

And if this doesn't work and they claim that I'm straight, well then, I'll be having PLENTY of sex with other men (or trying my hardest to) while I fight for my country.

If it was a b/s reason for war I find it hard to. But even if it was a good reason, I doubt I'd be in the infantry I'd be an engineer which would be ok.

I would join up if the reason was good enough. If it wasn't I'd break the law.

Also on a side note is that for real that if your gay you don't have to join up?

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I'd go serve, it's the American way. Don't want no yellow stripe down my ass the rest of my life. Besides, I'm still serving....

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Originally posted by Dervish If it was a b/s reason for war I find it hard to. But even if it was a good reason, I doubt I'd be in the infantry I'd be an engineer which would be ok. I would join up if the reason was good enough. If it wasn't I'd break the law. Also on a side note is that for real that if your gay you don't have to join up?

obviously you're not from the US and I don't know how it works in your country but not too long ago we, here, had to figure out how to deal with gay people in the military. instead of banning them they use the "don't ask, don't tell" policy. No one will ever ask you or look into you being gay but also don't disclose it. This works because now you won't "upset" anyone being gay and no one will bother you about it even if they fathom you being one.

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Hmmm weird rules. But I suppose in a way over here there is some kind of unspoken rule like that. It's a bit of a weird one.

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I wouldn't fight for anything unless I fully supported it. In which case a draft would mean nothing as if the cause meant so much to me I'd have already joined up.

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Originally posted by donegalredneck if the cause meant so much to me I'd have already joined up

How come you haven't gone to fight Israel then?

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