I liked it lol

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Originally posted by Boomer187 buhahaha, that was hilarious....I laughed hard...killer joke s

buts ekes?

i laughed on the inside nacho

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Originally posted by xGirlx Fucking whackjob! SANTA FE, N.M. - Attorneys for television talk show host David Letterman want a judge to quash a restraining order granted to a Santa Fe woman who contends the celebrity used code words to show that he wanted to marry her and train her as his co-host. A state judge granted a temporary restraining order to Colleen Nestler, who alleged in a request filed last Thursday that Letterman has forced her to go bankrupt and caused her "mental cruelty" and "sleep deprivation" since May 1994. Nestler requested that Letterman, who tapes his show in New York, stay at least three yards away and not "think of me, and release me from his mental harassment and hammering." Attorneys for Letterman, in a motion filed Tuesday, contend the order is without merit and asked state District Judge Daniel Sanchez to quash it. "Celebrities deserve protection of their reputation and legal rights when the occasional fan becomes dangerous or deluded," Albuquerque attorney Pat Rogers wrote in the motion. Nestler told The Associated Press by telephone Wednesday that she had no comment pending her request for a permanent restraining order "and I pray to God I get it." Sanchez set a Jan. 12 hearing on the permanent order. Letterman's longtime Los Angeles attorney, Jim Jackoway, said Nestler's claims were "obviously absurd and frivolous." "This constitutes an unfortunate abuse of the judicial process," he said. Nestler's application for a restraining order was accompanied by a six-page typed letter in which she said Letterman used code words, gestures and "eye expressions" to convey his desires for her. She wrote that she began sending Letterman "thoughts of love" after his show began in 1993, and that he responded in code words and gestures, asking her to come East. She said he asked her to be his wife during a televised "teaser" for his show by saying, "Marry me, Oprah." Her letter said Oprah was the first of many code names for her, and that the coded vocabulary increased and changed with time. Her letter does not say why she recently sought a restraining order. Rogers' motion to quash the order contends the court lacks jurisdiction over Letterman, that Nestler never served him with restraining order papers and that she didn't meet other procedural requirements.

LOL thats awesome

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Originally posted by nchs09 ^ I HOPE ITS FUNNY SHIT TOOK ME 10 MINUTES!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!

That was the best

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Originally posted by xGirlx SANTA FE, N.M. - Attorneys for television talk show host David letterman want a judge to quash a restraining order granted to a Santa Fe woman who contends the celebrity used code words to show that he wanted to marry her and train her as his co-host. A state judge granted a temporary restraining order to Colleen Nestler, who alleged in a request filed last Thursday that Letterman has forced her to go bankrupt and caused her "mental cruelty" and "sleep deprivation" since May 1994. Nestler requested that Letterman, who tapes his show in New York, stay at least three yards away and not "think of me, and release me from his mental harassment and hammering." Attorneys for Letterman, in a motion filed Tuesday, contend the order is without merit and asked state District Judge Daniel Sanchez to quash it. "Celebrities deserve protection of their reputation and legl rights when the occasional fan becomes dangerous or deluded," Albuquerque attorney Pat Rogers wrote in the motion. Nestler told The Associated Press by telephone Wednesday that she had no comment pending her request for a permanent restraining order "and I pray to God I get it." Sanchez set a Jan. 12 hearing on the permanent order. Letterman's longtime Los Angeles attorney, Jim Jackoway, said Nestler's claims were "obviously absurd and frivolous." "This constitutes an unfortunate abuse of the judicial process," he said. Nestler's application for a restraining order was accompanied by a six-page typed letter in which she said Letterman used code words, gestures and "eye expressions" to convey his desires for her. She wrote that she began sending Letterman "thoughts of love" after his show began in 1993, and that he responded in code words and gestures, asking her to come East. She said he asked her to be his wife during a televised "teaser" for his show by saying, "Marry me, Oprah." Her letter said Oprah was the first of many code names for her, and that the coded vocabulary increased and changed with time. Her letter does not say why she recently sought a restraining order. Rogers' motion to quash the order contends the court lacks jurisdiction over Letterman, that Nestler never served him with restraining order papers and that she didn't meet other procedural requirements.

missed a 'p' :P




Damn

i don't get them

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Originally posted by stren i don't get them

lol, they're code words and subliminal messages. Did you read the Article?

You're fired from the Whore-off, please rescind your campaign.


/threatened by competition

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Originally posted by Ygrene lol, they're code words and subliminal messages. Did you read the Article? You're fired from the Whore-off, please rescind your campaign. /threatened by competition

that's laughable !

i was trying to appeal to the less inteligent demographic on the CORe

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Originally posted by stren that's laughable ! i was trying to appeal to the less inteligent demographic on the CORe

HAHAHAHAHA! And leave it to me to be the idiot who didn't get the joke!

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NACHOS THAT WAS VERY FUNNY AND I LIKED IT ALOT. IT WAS FUNNY TO READ WHAT YOU WROTE AND THEN YOU CHANGED IT. IT WAS VERY NICE. I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKED YOUR JOKE. BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY. YOU SHOULD WIN AN OSCAR FOR BEST COMEDY ACT EVER.

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Originally posted by Mebot NACHOS THAT WAS VERY FUNNY AND I LIKED IT ALOT. IT WAS FUNNY TO READ WHAT YOU WROTE AND THEN YOU CHANGED IT. IT WAS VERY NICE. I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKED YOUR JOKE. BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY. YOU SHOULD WIN AN OSCAR FOR BEST COMEDY ACT EVER.

or c0r whore of the year

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD