My mom told me never kiss a transvestite on the first date. Guess she was right thx MoM

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Originally posted by jonSun I gotta bj from a tranny once. It was the best evar.

Oh man i'm so gonna bring this up in Miami

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Originally posted by dj_bas Oh man i'm so gonna bring this up in Miami

Well I guess if you wear a wig you can try too.

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Originally posted by jonSun Well I guess if you wear a wig you can try too.

lol

Imagine this...

INT. CLUB SPACE, MIAMI - EVENING

jonSun is chatting up some random club girl hoping to get teh sex when dj_bas approaches.

jonSun: and that's how I ended up buying this club.

slutty girl: Wow! That's so cool, hey do you have any more pills?

jonSun: Oh yeah sure...

jonSun reaches into pocket and produces 2 pills, they enjoy. dj_bas approaches the two.

dj_bas: jonSunn!!! Man this party is siiick...remember that time you let a tranny give you a blowjob and you said it was the best evar?

jonSun:

slutty girl:

dj_bas:


Aaaaaaaaaaaaand SCENE!

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its a good thing i don't kiss on the first date

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit its a good thing i don't kiss on the first date

you mean if you ever went on a date

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Inverse Sleeping Beauty... what will they think of next?

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Originally posted by Demoted quote: Thai police are warning terrorists of a new scam.

That's very interesting.