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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur To get back at her, you should have raped her. That'll show er.

Okay I know it's a joke and all but jesus fuck man, even I have boundaries when it comes to taste.

Yeah, I love tasteless jokes. They're so risque, and bring people out of their comfort zones.

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur Yeah, I love tasteless jokes. They're so risque, and bring people out of their comfort zones.

yeah me too. a good ass to mouth joke always livens up the party

Mortyman, the Digital Pimp?

More like "Frustrated Pimp"... dude, you need some help in that department.

Btw, the funniest thing I've seen all weekend long was this 19 year old kid, my buddy's friend, go up to me and say how he has this 28 year old girl totally scared out of her mind because he was advancing real smooth and real quick, she didn't know what to do. He even called her an "average frustrated bitch"... you're in the closeby category, only on the male side brotha.

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Originally posted by Mortyman I thought I learnt my lesson once, but last night it happened again. First, she pulls me aside and wants to have "the talk" with me about where we are and what's goin on. Everything is settled that we are cool with each other and that's why I can still bring her to a party. Now, this is a RECENT split, like within the week. By the end of the night she's got, and I counted 4.. yes 4 guys coming to her and she's giving out her phone number, getting thiers and swapping emails and all that jazz. I have no choice but to just stand there like I don't even know her so she can do her thing. I'm the jelous type, and still am not... but it's all about RESPECT! If you're gonna get numbers or give yours out, atleast go for a walk somewhere else, not RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME I pretty much avoided all contact with the opposite sex last night just because I didn't want her to think that I'm saying one thing and doing another. I respected the fact that I was there with HER! This is what we talked about. She gave no sign that I was even with her all night when other guys hit on her, which I'm fine with, cause it happens, but everytime a girl talked to me for more than 5 minutes, she was right there reaching for my arm. Chicks.. I tell ya! Sorry. I just feel like I wasn't respected and I'm pissed off and I just need to vent!

Ignore that shit and move away ... a bitch is a bitch and always will be a bitch. The bitch will always want to hurt you and when you confront her ... "I DIDN'T KNOW IT WILL HURT YOU, I'M SORRY TO FUCK HIM AND ETC"

Sorry to hear about that, your better off without her. I ignore all my exgfs at parties, b/c they do this shit in yo face to piss you off!

Next time you see her at a party ... get a female friend and make out in front of her face. That no good BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP! Give her a taste of her medicine, but bring it to a higher level.

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Originally posted by DJ_Ampz ^Some of us dont learn so quick cale. lol Ampz

It's not a matter of learning quick... I've had more girls than I have digits to count on. And believe it or not, I still talk to more than half of them


There's major background here though. She's from the UK, we met in Vancouver,a nd we crove out here together. We agreed that once we got here, we'd split. I'm leaving for Australia next month, and she's going back to London. I need top get my life in order while I'm here, I don't need the whole "girlfriend" thing holding me back.

So, that being said, she went to Wisconsin to be with some of her family fo rhte holidays, adn she knows NO ONE else here but me, and she CRIED and BEGGED me to bring her out on New Years! She said she didn't want to be with her family, she wanted to be with me.

After telling her NO, a hundred times... I put myself in her shoes and said if I knew no one else, I'd atleast wanna spend New Years with someone I atleast knew. So I caved and invited.

Don't get me wrong, I had a great time that last night, but it wasn't til close to the end when this all happened. I pretty much ignored her for the last hour or 2 of the night because of it. Watching other girls walk by me a hundred times themselves showing signs they wanted me to talk to them. But I respected the fact that my "ex" was still around.

Yet, she's the one who desperately wanted to spend the time with me, yet she was off the whole night with other people. Whatever, it happens at parties.

I never mentioned any of this to her. I probably never will. What's done is done. But it still doesn't make up the fact that it's more that girls are the ones who seem to carelessly flaunt that they can get away with things that guys can't

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur Yeah, I love tasteless jokes. They're so risque, and bring people out of their comfort zones.

Me too, but rape is only funny when it's Elmer Fudd raping Porky Pig. That's funny.

Think about it. I am, right now. Hahah, cartoons.

What were we talking about again?

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Originally posted by vickyvale

or u take vickyvale and myself...we dated the same guy (and the relationships were pretty much back to back) and we became good friends out of it


Honestly...time away after a relationship is the way to go. Yes she may have been stupid for doing that shit in front of you...but you took the chance by still wanting to hang out with her right after the breakup.

Take time way....have your fun....and MOVE ON.

Because life goes on

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Kelly, I think you replied while I was writing my last post.

I've been trying to get away from her since we got to Ontario... chicky won't fucking let go.

Ya, here we are the night after New Years, and she still sleeping in my bed because SHE DOESN'T WANT TO LEAVE


Goddamit, I'm choosing to sleep on the couch tonight if that tells you I'm over it and have been for a while

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Originally posted by Mortyman Kelly, I think you replied while I was writing my last post. I've been trying to get away from her since we got to Ontario... chicky won't fucking let go. Ya, here we are the night after New Years, and she still sleeping in my bed because SHE DOESN'T WANT TO LEAVE Goddamit, I'm choosing to sleep on the couch tonight if that tells you I'm over it and have been for a while

i dunno. i think ur talking shit. because from ur first post.....i would say u gave a fuck she was picking up dudes and her getting u jealous worked.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy i dunno. i think ur talking shit. because from ur first post.....i would say u gave a fuck she was picking up dudes and her getting u jealous worked.

EXACTLY....

b/c if you were over her...you wouldnt care about her getting numbers/giving her number out to other guys and you would not have posted about this in thre first place. etc.

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Dude, why is this chick sleeping on your bed after that... incident?

After being treated like you've been, I'd tell her to piss off. Chivalry only goes so far.

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded