Slap one of the dancers on the ass before asking them for a private dance!!

Good tip Jem. I will tell my fellow strip club attendees to look at the nipples and aerola

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ok, if we are gonna talk breats (mmmmmm breasts), The proper spelling is Areola.

it's essential to use the proper terms when describing the breasts.
Try and relate them to some sort of fruit for overall breast size.
then of course the ever so important areola classification. Nickels, quarter, loonie and pancake are some relatively easy terms to remember.

oh yah.. HAVE FUN!

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Originally posted by Refinnej Nobody is going anywhere near them or touching them. We don't want crabs.

You know, that's not a very nice thing to say but I don't really want to get into it.

In any case, strip clubs are really no big deal.

Here is how it generally works:

You are forced always have a drink and the drinks are very expensive so it's a really good idea to milk it as long as possible.

At most clubs each stripper (or pair of strippers) has a turn on stage to showcase herself. She's usually up there for 3 dances, the first one in costume, the second partially in costume, the third naked. At some clubs you are allowed to go on stage and tip the girls by laying down on the ground and putting the money in your mouth. She will then take it from you in some sexy way...with her breasts etc. At other clubs you are not allowed on stage.

At some clubs there is a feature performer. She usually has more experience, my be a porn star, and tours different clubs. She would have a more elaborate costume (usually) and has some sort of pre-planned performance.

Aside from giving tips on stage you can get either a table dance or a lap dance(usually done in a semi-private location.

if they offer table dances...DO NOT GET A TABLE DANCE!!! the girls usually hate doing them because they pay less and so they'll do a really cheesy job while they keep on thinking how cheap you are and how much you're wasting their time

The most important thing to be prepared for is that the girls roam the club to "hustle" men. They want as much money from you as they can squeeze out. This is from lap dances. They will pretend to listen to you or be interested in who you are etc. etc. They will most likely not push as hard though because you are going with girls.

If you are considering a lap dance, they are usually $20 and last about 3-4 min (the length of a top 40 type song). There is supposed to be no touching but I can't speak for the strippers that break rules (or strippers that are looking to give out extras for a price...also very against the law).

Oh ya, there will be a really shitty DJ saying how hot the girls are and lots of old men sitting in perverts row lol.

Any questions?

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Wow interesting to see there are that many classifications.
Let me add "hubcap" to that list

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warning. usually girls who go to stripclubs end up naked in a lesbian sandwich on stage infront of all the pervs like me in pervrow.

Well I do expect pervs of course but they better not expect some lesbian sandwich And if I hear thumping under some pervs table, I am running out of that club.

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Originally posted by VERTiG0 Ensure that you furiously bury your face right between her legs as many times as possible while shaking your head to and fro all the while yelling "BRRRRRUNSKI!" They love that.

lol

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Music is a powerful energy that flows though us. It's what brings us together. You forget of all of life's problem's and focus on the moment. The now. Nothing else matters but the way you feel and the movement of your body. It's an expression of the soul.

Ah the good ol' strip clubs. My second home.
Heres my little guide:

First, I dont recommend going on an amature night (if ur female). Most strip clubs should have these. Unless of course some of you ladies wanna get up on stage and possibly make alot of money or win fabulous prizes. You dont have too of course, but if any of you are fine looking, then some of the people may try to convince you into getting up on stage.

Second, bring lots of money. Drinks are expensive. And if any of you girls wanna experience a private dance.. that costs ALOT. And then if you wanna go into the "Other" back room (where anything goes). You're looking at alot of cash. But thats only if any of you are feeling adventurous enough. (and have the cash)

Now, if you girls just wanna observe the action and nothing else. I recommend NOT sitting at the very front. Depending on the stripper or the strip club, they can try to get you involved in their "dance".

Third, strip clubs are shady places. They are usually full of old dirty bastards who like to look at young girls, or a bunch of younger not so rich guys (like myself). If any of them start hitting on you, just tell em ur not interested or to go find a stripper if they want some expensive action.

Make sure you keep slowly drinking. And last thing to remember, Have fun!
Decide whos gunna be driving before hand or take a cab. Enjoy.

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The few strip clubs I've been to around my area, dont allow girls to sit in perverts row. I suppose they are reserved for the men who wanna dish out cash.

A good tip is that you should stick together.. dont go out for a smoke alone. Alot of horny creeps around, you never know what could happen.

Also - you'd think this would be an obvious one, but on two seperate occasions I saw some people bring in cameras and actually try to take pictures. They ARENT allowed, you will most likely be kicked out.. lol

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-Karen Wilson, Nintendo 1984

Thanks for the tips above. Most of us girls that are going are fine looking..4 of us are at least, but we are not putting on a show or want extra $$$

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Originally posted by arek warning. usually girls who go to stripclubs end up naked in a lesbian sandwich on stage infront of all the pervs like me in pervrow.

hahhahahahah


contact dances are 10$ in Quebec, there must be one just across the border.

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