so when i was a senior in HS, my GF decided to dump me. when she made her announcement, she was surprised that I wasn't pissed at all. I told her that I'm actually happy and thanked her for the practice since when I get a real GF, I know what not to do.

Do I feel bad about saying that? absolutely not

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Originally posted by chojin depending on situation. i.e within a stable home family etc, thats undeserved. but if we're talking chav mother with 4 diff. fathers each of probably different race then it was hella justified.

It was deserved, she would sleep with anything even Nou. She has not had any kids yet becoue she beats them out, if you get what i mean.

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Originally posted by Arbiter You're impressively stupid, that's for sure. I'd give you advice, but I cannot in good conscience take any action which could potentially increase the odds that you'll reproduce. I'm sorry.

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Originally posted by LiveTheDream It was deserved, she would sleep with anything even Nou. She has not had any kids yet becoue she beats them out, if you get what i mean.

ah right, we're talking coathanger time.

and yeah that is pretty stupid not to use any form of protection. unfortunately its all too common in our grubby country.

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Originally posted by LiveTheDream I have a bad habbit for saying what i think.

it's not a bad habit...sometimes it needs to be said

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Originally posted by chojin ah right, we're talking coathanger time. and yeah that is pretty stupid not to use any form of protection. unfortunately its all too common in our grubby country.

The joy of walking down the street and seeing 20 year old girls with 5 year old kids, it makes me think, "and people wonder why this country is going down the pan"

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Originally posted by Arbiter You're impressively stupid, that's for sure. I'd give you advice, but I cannot in good conscience take any action which could potentially increase the odds that you'll reproduce. I'm sorry.

i called a black cracked out bum who was practically sexually harrassing me a the N word one time. i kinda felt shitty about it for like 2 seconds but i got over it fast. he was being pretty degrading, calling me a hot bitch and asking me if i wanted "chocolate in my milk", so i just wanted to say something equally as degrading. he's lucky my ex and his buddies (who hate bums) didn't hear what he said to me since they were walking a little bit ahead. that could have been ugly.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I told this kid one time: "Your belt doesn't match your shoes! Hahahahaha!" and I just pointed right in his face and laughed.

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Originally posted by Slylee i called a black cracked out bum who was practically sexually harrassing me a the N word one time. i kinda felt shitty about it for like 2 seconds but i got over it fast. he was being pretty degrading, calling me a hot bitch and asking me if i wanted "chocolate in my milk", so i just wanted to say something equally as degrading. he's lucky my ex and his buddies (who hate bums) didn't hear what he said to me since they were walking a little bit ahead. that could have been ugly.

Was it Ray Nagin?

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Originally posted by kr00t0n Most offesive thing I have ever done was truely horrible and a complete accident. Me and a good mate went to a house club one sunday afternoon back in 2002, and we had sourced some blotter. We always had loads of fun tripping coz our brains were very similar. Whilst still queuing, she says how she wants to own her own club. So I asked her what she'd call it, and she looks over the road and sees a KFC. "I'll call it.... Club Red!" "No no no, how about... Club Der?" "Hahahahaha!! I like it! Welcome to Club Der!" For the next few hours, der (pronounced like 'duh', thicko stylee) became our word of choice, and we ended up in a booth in the corner, rofling our asses off at silly puns like 'Independance Duh', 'Driving Miss Duh', '10 Things I Hate About Duh' and the like. We finally end up going home, duhing away like nobodies business, and we get onto the tube. DUH! DUH DUH!! DUH! On and on, but I notice my brother looking a bit uncomfortable sitting across from us. Strange. Ah well, duh duh duh duh!!! bwahahahaha!! duh duh!! Finally, we stop at the station 3 stops from home, and the lady sitting 2 seats to my right stands up, and next to her are 3 kids with Downs Syndrome! I felt moritfied, frozen in shock of the terrible thigns she must have thought we were implying, even though we were in our own little trippy bubble and didn't even know she was there. She musta thought we were the most horrible people ever!

Damn, that's pretty bad. DER!!

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Originally posted by Demoted Was it Ray Nagin?

oh and LOL@ ygrene. i can't believe u said that!!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone