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Originally posted by UWM I feel bad for you that you can't appreciate the humor in Seinfeld. No really I do.

I totally agree with you. Easily one of the best/funniest shows ever created. Of all time.

Heh, I just watched the entire 5th and 6th seasons.

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Originally posted by Allied Nations "It's like a sauna in here.."

lol i just saw that one.
kramer = ftw

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Originally posted by medinaM5 what a good show just watched the episode where they are stuck in the parking garage and cant find their car...jerry gets caught pissin, elaine is flippin shit about her fish, kramer just bein himself, george missin his parents anniversary anyone else watch?

hahah i remember that one. that was funny.


i never watched it religiously, but i know enough episodes to be able to contribute to a seinfeld convo



NO SOUP FOR YOU!



oh man, we have this ridiculously friendly security guard in my office building. i mean, it's almost downright annoying. he says the same shit every day to EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO WALKS BY HIM. and he talks like Yogie the Bear. like, "eey ooh! how ya doin today ey? how about a picanic basket" it's like he's trying to sound italian, but i think he's cuban.

anyway, even if you walk by him and you're talking on your cell phone, he interrupts! he'll be like, "hey! yous a have a nice a day!" it's like, "shut the fuck up i'm on the phone!" i think it's kind of rude. it's like he demands that you stop and say hi to him and i feel like he is completely phony. it's like he tries to see who will say hi and who won't. i know he probably thinks i'm a bitch, but oh well. i say hi, but sometimes if i'm on the phone i just don't even acknowledge him because i feel like he's playing games and trying to make me feel like a bitch for not saying hi, despite the fact that i'm on the phone.


anyway, the point of that whole story was that i told my mom one night that it would be a perfect seinfeld episode. i can just picture elaine going berserk over that security guard and going out of her way to not walk past him so she doesn't have to be phony and say hi. and then jerry seinfeld would be like, "so whaaat? he's a nice security guard! maybe you should be nice to him" and elaine being like, "he's NOT nice! i don't WANT to say hi to him!" and then cramer would bust in the door like he always does and be like, "hey u guys know that security guard downstairs? wow. he's a NICE SECURITY GUARD"


i dunno maybe i'm nuts.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Allied Nations "It's like a sauna in here.."

Salman - Sal Bass. Salman, Salmon. Jerry he's just substituted one fish for another.

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watched 10 episodes yesterday, and will do about 10 more today. nothing can beat this show.

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Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up routine is also very funny.

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Originally posted by ivanbee shrinkage.

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Originally posted by Slylee hahah i remember that one. that was funny. i never watched it religiously, but i know enough episodes to be able to contribute to a seinfeld convo NO SOUP FOR YOU! oh man, we have this ridiculously friendly security guard in my office building. i mean, it's almost downright annoying. he says the same shit every day to EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO WALKS BY HIM. and he talks like Yogie the Bear. like, "eey ooh! how ya doin today ey? how about a picanic basket" it's like he's trying to sound italian, but i think he's cuban. anyway, even if you walk by him and you're talking on your cell phone, he interrupts! he'll be like, "hey! yous a have a nice a day!" it's like, "shut the fuck up i'm on the phone!" i think it's kind of rude. it's like he demands that you stop and say hi to him and i feel like he is completely phony. it's like he tries to see who will say hi and who won't. i know he probably thinks i'm a bitch, but oh well. i say hi, but sometimes if i'm on the phone i just don't even acknowledge him because i feel like he's playing games and trying to make me feel like a bitch for not saying hi, despite the fact that i'm on the phone. anyway, the point of that whole story was that i told my mom one night that it would be a perfect seinfeld episode. i can just picture elaine going berserk over that security guard and going out of her way to not walk past him so she doesn't have to be phony and say hi. and then jerry seinfeld would be like, "so whaaat? he's a nice security guard! maybe you should be nice to him" and elaine being like, "he's NOT nice! i don't WANT to say hi to him!" and then cramer would bust in the door like he always does and be like, "hey u guys know that security guard downstairs? wow. he's a NICE SECURITY GUARD" i dunno maybe i'm nuts.

The Doorman episode.

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Originally posted by kadomony The Doorman episode.

no way! was that close to what i just described? lol i wonder if maybe i saw it and don't remember it and my subconcious mind thought of that whole idea based on that episode

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone