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Originally posted by malek this is a joke right?

no but this is:
Theres this couple who have been dating for a long time and the girl one day says, "We have been dating for 3 years now....its about time you met my parents" So the guy says "ok but can we have sex tonight" and the girl says "sure, go to the pharmacy and buy some condoms." The guy goes to the pharmacy to get condoms and he starts talking to the pharmacist, "Im gonna have sex with my girlfriend and i would like to buy some condoms" So the pharmacist says" I'll give u the best ones'
so the night goes by, they have sex and etc...
so the next day is the dinner with the girls parents and they both drive to the house. He meets her parents and he freaks out when he meets her dad. So when dinner comes the guy says, "I ll say prayer"
An hour goes by he's still praying
two hours go by and he's still praying
so finaly the girlfriends says "WOW i never knew that you were such a religious guy.."
the boyfriends says, "Ya and i never knew that ur dad was a pharmacist"

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Originally posted by VERTiG0 iLife '06 is apparently pretty good

but how many people actually use garage band and idvd and imovie - the only really good parts are iweb and iphoto, and even iphoto '06 is lacking some important features IMO

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Originally posted by simms327 but how many people actually use garage band and idvd and imovie - the only really good parts are iweb and iphoto, and even iphoto '06 is lacking some important features IMO

i use both iDVD and iMovie

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Originally posted by Nightscape i use both iDVD and iMovie

yes, but you are a film-maker... i dont think most people use them.

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