Originally posted by Ygrene
I've never stabbed anyone before but, I think I might stab him.
what will you stab him with
Jan-29-2006 18:32
stren
Strenowski
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Warsaw, Earth, 1 AU
quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I've never stabbed anyone before but, I think I might stab him.
stab him in teh jaw!
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Jan-29-2006 18:38
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
quote:
Originally posted by Marc Summers
what will you stab him with
A plastic fork!
quote:
Originally posted by stren
stab him in teh jaw!
RIGHT IN THE JAW!!
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Jan-29-2006 19:48
emc^2
FCK MNML
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: 255.255.255.255
More hillarity from the trailer park:
quote:
From ear to there:
Kevin Federline came this close to big trouble from Big Mama, aka Britney Spears. According to femalefirst.co.uk, it all began when he slipped away with little Sean Preston to get the baby's ears pierced. When Spears learned about the plan, she and several bodyguards sped off in different cars and headed 'em off at the pass. Seems Big Mama felt A) 4 months is too young to put holes in a kid's head (especially one who hasn't had all his shots); B) he'd be mistaken for a girl; and C) the poor baby would look "like trailer trash." Sean Preston - unpierced - is safe at home at the family's Los Angeles double-wide.
No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.
