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Here's what I sent
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Here's what I sent
BOYFRIEND APPLICATION!!!!!!!!!!!
b/f aplication
COPY AND PASTE INTO MESSAGE FILL OUT AND SEND TO ME!!!
BASICS:
Name: John / Jdat
Age: 23
Location: In your arms bebe
Height: 1.75 meters
Hair (color and style): look at my pic
Eyes: for you only
Piercings/tattoos: I'm open to offers.
OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates? Park, concert, restaurant, the crib ( I got a phat crib bebe ), spontaneous out of town trips
2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, N'Sync
3. Do you drink/smoke?? I'll have a drink once in a while when I go out but no biggie. Father was an alcoholic and apparently that's a genetic disorder and you know ... I wouldn't want to become an alcoholic now would I 
4. Do you like the rain? Without any rain gear!
5. If so...would you play in it with me? The two of us can roll around in the mud and squeal like lil' piggies 
6. Do you like movies? Not the common ones.
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? Depends which movies. You look like the type to record Oprah and watch them all night or pull all nights with Lifetime channel no? Not exactly my type.
8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? like lil baby kittens? No I'd be scared someone would try to drown us cause you know no one like bastard kitties
9. Would you kiss my forhead? If and when required I may do so but only the most extreme life saving conditions
10. Do you play an instrument? Correct
11. If so...what? Banjo and accordion
12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? I believe I'd be dropping you off at your place to make sure you got home safe but then were properly locked up and guaranteed to never again be able to leave your house. That's how alright and safe I want you to be!
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? Off the chart.
14. Favorite body part on a girl? That's personal. But I'll say it involves plenty of skin.
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? I'm funny or affectionate and attentive all at the same time
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? I'm a virgin  who's never had a girlfriend.
17. Would you give me kisses just because? Only if you needed Cpr.
What Would You do if...
I cried: Get you a tissue
I said I liked you: Be flattered and depending on how I felt possibly return the favor
I kissed you: Closed my eyes
I was hospitalized: Try and be by your side always and forever.
I ran away from home: Called the cops and reported you to missing persons. You know ... I said you weren't supposed to leave your house!
We got in a fight: Run away from my home
I got dumped: By who? I would never do such thing. We're not even in a relationship and you're already talking about dumping me. I have a feeling I won't be completing this application
I pissed you off: Cry
What Do You Think Of My...
Personality: Bombtastic
Eyes: Deep sea
Face: Earth to me
Hair: Plentiful
Clothes: cheery
Voice: lovely
Humor: darkish
Choice of music: darkish
Manners: Can I present you to my parents in another life?
Friends: You have too many it's hard to say.
Would You...
Be my friend: Whenever you need me I'll be there.
Tell me the truth no matter what: Hell yeah. Honesty and trust is what relationships should be based upon mofo!
Buy me a birthday gift: If you deserved it :P
Lie to make me feel better: Only if you ask me to do that otherwise no.
Spread rumors about me: Well what? I cant' say we're both mad in love and gonna get married and spread a huge legacy?
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate: They got 24 hour shops around your place? I'll get a drink while I'm out
Keep a secret if I told you one: Lips are sealed
Loan me some cash: Let me get my wallet. Oups empty. Outta luck bebe
Hold my hand: If that's how you roll
Keep in touch: does that involve holding hands?
Make me a snack: With chocolate if you want
Try and solve my problems: Sure but sorry not too good with math
Love me: Come on bebe can I answer that at this stage? You'll have to let me know first
Makeout with me: Only in the food court at the mall
Hold me in times of need: Are you a needy chick? Cause I love a chick who depends on me.
Ditch me: Once again you talk about dumping. What is the damn relationship based on? You don't trust me or what? Admit it already damn.
Use me: Depends if you can make me a nice snack!
ask me out: I thought we were already past the third date.
Date me: see previous question.
kiss with me whenever you had the chance: Day or night far appart and close together
Hold me and make my problems go away: I told you not to leave the house. I think that'll help.
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