what sort of sadistic fuckhead finds entertainment in fucking with the heads of those not fortunate enough to have been born/raised with above-average intellect?

i mean, i'm tall. that doesn't mean i go around beating up short people. some people are stupid as fuck. leave them alone - they've got enough difficulty trying to navigate through this rather complex (for them) world without your throwing shit at them from a distance.

similarly, i have a friend with an absolutely enormous cock. i've not seen it myself, but he's sent two girls to emerg on separate occasions and its actually hampered his sex life in ways that he's quite frustrated by, so i'm pretty certain that the (many) tales of its size are accurate. as he's a decent bloke, you don't see him pulling it out at parties to show off. he keeps in in his pants and, as with the rest of us, uses it only when needed.

be glad for and proud of what you have, oh intellectuals, as its the single most versatile tool in the 'fix shit that breaks' toolbox that every person carries. but for the love of god (or other higher power/being/purpose/reality) use your brain for good and not evil. those who entertain themselves at the expense of others will most certainly find themselves fodder for others' entertainment sooner or later, and will very probably publicly realise just how unpleasant it is.

who knows, one day you just may reap what you sow at the hands of *gasp* someone a bit more plugged in than yourself.

ask me how i know.

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Last edited by Nyquist_Theorem on Feb-27-2006 at 07:48

im tall beating up short people is my hobby!!

buts its all cool cos i can treat them straight after im done! haha

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Originally posted by aL_mAc im tall beating up short people is my hobby!! buts its all cool cos i can treat them straight after im done! haha

i thought showing the bartender your hairy ass mid-set was your hobby?

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Originally posted by Nyquist_Theorem i thought showing the bartender your hairy ass mid-set was your hobby?

yep that too, i also was able to show her my great bedside manners!

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Originally posted by Nyquist_Theorem blah blah blah cry cry teary

there aint nothing wrong with having a laugh at other people's expense.
especially if it involves morons armed with religion. feel free to return to canada and stop telling us what to do

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Originally posted by tathi read the WhoaNellie thread if you haven't already, another classic creationism vs science thread

poor nellie. rofl! to add insult to injury, she got sick so they got her a home teacher. who was severely retarded.

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hahaha Tathi

lol@this thread............

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some people are stupid as fuck. leave them alone - they've got enough difficulty trying to navigate through this rather complex (for them) world without your throwing shit at them from a distance.

rofl

some people should be put out of their misery eh!

hahahhaahahha

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN sorry, i make these threads for my own enjoyment. trying to appeal to anyone else would be far too commercial thus i dont care what other people think.

haha

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Nyquist ask me how i know.

you try way too hard

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PKC there aint nothing wrong with having a laugh at other people's expense. especially if it involves morons armed with religion.

i've said it before and i'll say it again:
Fundamentalist Bashing - The Sport of Kings

all im saying is making fun of stupid people isn't nice. hardly a radical concept.

*shrugs*

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