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Originally posted by djRocket COR, i seek your help. I am in a bartending class and next week is our final exam. We have a written part and a practical part. For the practical part i have to make a drink at the instructors request and tell a joke while I'm making it. I need a really funny joke and i know that you guys can help me. pretty much anything goes. thanks

whattt... thank god i didn't have to do that! HAHA.


i don't even know how i passed..

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Originally posted by tribu Alot of people bitch about how theyre sacred of dying. When I die, I want to go quietly in my sleep like Grandpa Fred, not screaming like the passengers in his car

holy shit tribu


ROFUKINGFL !!!!!!!




LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i never heard that one.


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Originally posted by ninjahola Bartending class is a waste of time and money...not trying to be negative, but no one will hire you cuz you've done a class. looks like you're just about to finish tho so poopy.

NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i love u but i think you are wrong.

It totally helps a person become a GOOD bartender. Sure anyone can do it but trust me the class is not a waste of time and money.

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Originally posted by eye_03 thats the only one that i laughed at on the entire page. awesome!

ha...and i thought that was the weakest of all four!

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Originally posted by DigitalMP For good measure... A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married. "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted.

this one had me LOL'ing

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A man and a woman are standing in line at the grocery store. While they wait, the man glances over at the woman's purchases layed out on the conveyer and sees she has milk, eggs, bread, ice cream, cheesecake, cookies, a bag of chips, some toiletries, a magazine, and cucumber.

He turns to the woman and says, "Excuse me Miss, but are you single?"

"Yes!" says the woman, "but how did you know??"

"Because you're FUCKING UGLY!"

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Originally posted by jennypie A man and a woman are standing in line at the grocery store. While they wait, the man glances over at the woman's purchases layed out on the conveyer and sees she has milk, eggs, bread, ice cream, cheesecake, cookies, a bag of chips, some toiletries, a magazine, and cucumber. He turns to the woman and says, "Excuse me Miss, but are you single?" "Yes!" says the woman, "but how did you know??" "Because you're FUCKING UGLY!"

Reminds me of a similar joke that I found funny for some unknown reason:

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.

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