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Originally posted by josh4 lets just say if we ever met, he would catch my penis in many different ways

Who says I'm the bottom?

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Originally posted by wizniz cmon he has no penis. no penis = not man

he has had it reattachedd

but still





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Originally posted by DJFreaq wtf Ygrene is energy backwards

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Originally posted by fitom tiel Let's just say he would probably catch your penis if you decided to sever it and throw it at him, calling him a slut.

oH NO WAIT. are you saying that i'd catch it because im butch? because i like that. i dont like fem guys, they're fuckin pussies. and pussies belong to women not men. so gay guys need so STOP ACTING LIKE WOMEN! But yes, I prefer to top. But that doesn't mean I'm a slut. Although I'm drunk and slutting sounds fun right now.,

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Originally posted by josh4 what a slut

prostitute! sluts dont get paid.

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oh im sure i can top you in both meanings of the phrase

you wouldn't even know how to use it.

WHOA! There was a link to this thread. i just thought it was anothing one of those pointless threads where i could spam it with my drunkin indecency.

But who the hell would cut their penis off and throw it at a cop? That's like ...like, i can't think of anything worse than that. No wait. That's like cutti...no. That is realyl the most terrible thing i've read. That guy is fucked up!

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Originally posted by Jake Benson WHOA! There was a link to this thread. i just thought it was anothing one of those pointless threads where i could spam it with my drunkin indecency. But who the hell would cut their penis off and throw it at a cop? That's like ...like, i can't think of anything worse than that. No wait. That's like cutti...no. That is realyl the most terrible thing i've read. That guy is fucked up!

Cutting off balls > cutting off penis.

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Originally posted by DJ Cinos Cutting off balls > cutting off penis.

Dude, you are totally right! Having no penis is bad, but one can still have orgasm with nuts. Good one! And I'm starting to speak coherant sentences again. Something is amiss!

Oh, and this is my favorite quote from reading the article:

"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good"

Last edited by Jake Benson on Mar-18-2006 at 12:30

well this was a respectable thread about a penis being thrown at some cops.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson WHOA! There was a link to this thread. i just thought it was anothing one of those pointless threads where i could spam it with my drunkin indecency. But who the hell would cut their penis off and throw it at a cop? That's like ...like, i can't think of anything worse than that. No wait. That's like cutti...no. That is realyl the most terrible thing i've read. That guy is fucked up!

lol

This guy is pretty hardcore. Only pussies use guns. This guy used knives! And his penis! Because everyone knows if you're trying to ditch the cops and knives don't work, your penis the next best bet.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson I've had sex with two cops. It's fun. oh...not at the same time, in case you awre wondering. when isober up i eilwill hate myself for typing this.

Why wait? I hate you already for typing it!

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I dont care how pissed off I am at the chick...
cutting off yo own pecker?

Inbreed.

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