did you know pkc enjoys long walks on the beach in the company of men?

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Originally posted by tathi did you know two in every one people has schizophrenia? i don't.

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Originally posted by Aesthetic did you know pkc enjoys long walks on the beach in the company of men?

oh, thats too funny

aesthetic only knows this coz he answered one of my ads. and then begged.

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so was gene wilder... what a co-incidence!

like i said my family has a history of mental illness and substance abuse. you cannot just buy oompa loompas anywhere, they were handed down to me by my father

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
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Originally posted by Teflon_Teapot like i said my family has a history of mental illness and substance abuse. you cannot just buy oompa loompas anywhere, they were handed down to me by my father

hahaha... and i guess the colour of the yarra is his fault to!

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Who's that fluffy bundle of love???

ok serious answers here:
Depending on how bad the mental state of the patient is, would alter your treatment for them. Not to sure what your scenario is but is it a drug overdose, or is it induced psychosis.

The initial assessment is probably the most important and is usually obtained just by talking/watching them. Things you need to look out for would include if the patient had visual or auditory hallucinations, if they are unable to comprehend what you are asking. Paranoia is a good one, they also have no emotional expression (always good if they have half an arm hanging off). Then would be are you able to get a medical history off them ie medications, what they are on, when they last took them ect.

And if all else fails give them a sedative and transport them unco to emerg im sure you could talk about the moral issues with that

actually now that you mention it the chocolate river did overflow around 30 years ago because the oompa loompas went on strike (damn unions) and it ended up flowing into the yarra, that is why if you drink the water you get the faintest taste of chocolate.

disclaimer: the gene wilder corporation takes no responsibility for the health of people that drink water from the yarra, and the health risks associated have nothing to do with the quality of its chocolate.

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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Originally posted by narcism ok serious answers here: Depending on how bad the mental state of the patient is, would alter your treatment for them. Not to sure what your scenario is but is it a drug overdose, or is it induced psychosis. The initial assessment is probably the most important and is usually obtained just by talking/watching them. Things you need to look out for would include if the patient had visual or auditory hallucinations, if they are unable to comprehend what you are asking. Paranoia is a good one, they also have no emotional expression (always good if they have half an arm hanging off). Then would be are you able to get a medical history off them ie medications, what they are on, when they last took them ect. And if all else fails give them a sedative and transport them unco to emerg im sure you could talk about the moral issues with that

yeah got most of that already.. recognised the dual diagnosis facotr and all that jazz (how every case is individualised) more looking for anyone with some personal experiences with us (them) and how the interventions take/took place, talking the patient down etc, moral/ethical questions that may be raised, and if there is a need to development of specific interventional protocols (recipes) specific to ambulance practice ie midaz etc. and then tie it back into the mental health act.

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we once got called out to one house that the inside was covered in foil because apparently the satellites were sending messages to him
that was a real eye opener, only the cat team could convince him to come out, thing is you have to remove all uniforms because they have this deep seed that everyone is out to get them, so if the police are standing there watching you cant do anything.

HAHAHAAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA ROFL@ YOU BOYS. LOL
TEFLON TPOT HAHAHAHHHAHAAHA

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

WHATS THIS JOLENE EDUCATING MCGERBIL!

ROFL MCGERBIL NEEDS TO STUDY MORE!

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Originally posted by narcism thing is you have to remove all uniforms because they have this deep seed that everyone is out to get them, so if the police are standing there watching you cant do anything.

yeah, anyone notice how fvcking conceited or self-important mad people are? theyre god, or god talks to them, or the govt is after them. nobody ever goes crazy and suddenly starts believing theyre a dog, or a simple village fisherman called bill do they? thats definitely where 'delisions of grandeur' came from.

there should definitely be a reality tv program with crazy people.

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Originally posted by narcism we once got called out to one house that the inside was covered in foil because apparently the satellites were sending messages to him that was a real eye opener, only the cat team could convince him to come out, thing is you have to remove all uniforms because they have this deep seed that everyone is out to get them, so if the police are standing there watching you cant do anything.

yeah i had a knife pulled on me cos a guy thought i was the gustapo trying to get him.. i learned that day never to smurk at anyone again in uniform!

shutup mum, how else are we gonna move fwd in this field without the open exchanging of ideas... dam arts students... go back to bed!

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN there should definitely be a reality tv program with crazy people.

but you dont like reality tv