"A day without laughter is a day wasted"

Charlie Chaplin

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"Everybody get together and feel alright!"

Robert Nesta Marley

^^ I like that one.

For those who believe, no explanation is needed. For those who don't, none will suffice.

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Footballs' Comin Home....

and then god said onto john let he who comes first receive eternal life. but john came fourth and won a toaster

" God saves sinners...than trades them in for fabulous cash and prizes!"

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Footballs' Comin Home....

"There are 2 things I'm sure about: the universe and human stupidity and I"m not sure about the universe."

Albert Einstein.


or

"Be great in act, as you have been in thought."
William Shakespeare

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Und ich tanz einfach weiter...

Never tell a man you can read him through and through; most people prefer to be thought enigmas.

-Marchioness Townsend

^Probably one of my favourites

"She look like she fell from the suck my d**k tree, and hit ever branch along the way"
Varsity Blues

"Making love is what my girlfriend does when I fuck her."

"Don't slice it, don't dice it, Bobbit!"