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Originally posted by DaveSZ Tip Condom FTW.

trojan magnum FTW

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Originally posted by mezzir trojan magnum FTW

my penis isn't that big!

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Originally posted by DJFreaq my penis isn't that big!

meh you can just buy one
i was at a convenience store near campus once and some girls were kinda lookin at me and i heard them like whispering about asking for a ride or something and they weren't, so i went to check out and got some magnums
like two seconds later i'm driving three smoking hot girls
it was diesal

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driving is not sex...

you got punked..


*waits impatiently for bullshit story about 4some*

ps if your weewee is bigger the japanese Maxx condom is so much better.
Much thinner, a bit more expensive but worth it.
Japanes might be known for being not very hung but they can sure make a good condom.

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Originally posted by mezzir meh you can just buy one i was at a convenience store near campus once and some girls were kinda lookin at me and i heard them like whispering about asking for a ride or something and they weren't, so i went to check out and got some magnums like two seconds later i'm driving three smoking hot girls it was diesal

Did you use the magnums on them?

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Originally posted by whiskers pulp is gross, it feels like i'm swallowing someone's load

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Originally posted by Emil Did you use the magnums on them?

lol i wasn't trying to brag, and no i didn't even get a #, wasn't really trying though cause i dropped them off on the way to my gf's
i just thought it was hilarious that they totally weren't gonna ask me for a ride until they saw me buy magnums, then they giggled and asked

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so BTG u gonna tell us in few months u are a proud parent or?

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erik + andy + marie = united in nerdyness <3

ps :wick sucks dicks !

link for those interested.,..,


best weiner wrap bar none
http://www.ripnroll.com/maxxlarge.htm

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak link for those interested.,.., best weiner wrap bar none http://www.ripnroll.com/maxxlarge.htm

huh
girl's been on the pill for the last like 8 months now though
best weiner wrap:the pill

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yeah well for those who dont like always having the same meal and are alergic to aids and std's like me use the link.

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Originally posted by mezzir huh girl's been on the pill for the last like 8 months now though best weiner wrap:the pill

haha, until she cheats on u

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