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Originally posted by Red_Label I had a $50 dollar tab in a pub and left one of my closest friends to pay for it. I skipped out to do something a barely remeber!!! ohh yeeeeaaahh

That can be done on any given day of the week - or are you only man enough to do it on April Fool's day? :-)

Well, when I was in highschool we went to some local diner to skip class. The waitress turned out to be a really mean b!tch. Food took forever to arrive, even though the place was empty and when it got there it was completely cold. Well, we decided to screw her over - so, when the lunchtime hour came and place got busy - we skipped out on a check. One of the guys even grabbed a $5.00 tip left on another one of her tables on our way out.

Now, that's getting even, Steven!

I must say I didn't feel too bad for her because I worked as a bustboy in highschool and waitresses used to always screw us on tips. They were supposed to give like 10% of their tips to us but we only got like 3%. So, screw'em.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

That's why i'd rather be a barback. I get the bartender's and the waiter's tips. Fuck off!!!

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Originally posted by Red_Label That's why i'd rather be a barback. I get the bartender's and the waiter's tips. Fuck off!!!

Bareback?

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

faked my own death a few times

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Originally posted by emc^2 Bareback?

brokeback?

well in my country we dont do april fool

we do dia de san andres - san andres day

thats a really cool day

u can do as much pranks as u want
and no 1 can say shit

once a friend of mine and i

went into a roof and started throwing eggs to ppl

lol i had fun

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Originally posted by arcadia190 went into a roof and started throwing eggs to ppl lol i had fun

I see 10 year olds doing that all the time here...

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Originally posted by arcadia190 well in my country we dont do april fool we do dia de san andres - san andres day thats a really cool day u can do as much pranks as u want and no 1 can say shit once a friend of mine and i went into a roof and started throwing eggs to ppl lol i had fun

what country are you from?

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Originally posted by ivanbee what country are you from?

dominican republic

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Originally posted by arcadia190 dominican republic

juegas beisbol?

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Originally posted by ivanbee juegas beisbol?

holy shit


hablas espaniol



bueno si jugaba


pero recientemente estaba en taekwondo

solo llegue a amarillo - verde

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When I was in grade 2, my teacher announced that it was time for a surprise test.

At that age, I took school VERY seriously, (and for quite a while after that too.) So when she gave the instructions for the test, I listened intently, and was determined to do a damn good job.

So here we are, all standing in front of our desks, and she looks at us, dead serious, and says "this is a coordination test. If you fail it, you will be sent back to Grade 1". Wow.. the pressure is on!!

She continues "You must successfully do a head stand, without using any props for 30 seconds." Completely dumb-founded, and very gullible (common! I was 7!!) I began to attempt the feat along with the rest of the class.

Frusterated and worried, I realized that I just didn't know how to do it, and I started to cry. I looked at my teacher, eyes filled with tears and wailed "I'm sorry Mrs. Druar! I can't do it!! Please don't send me back to Grade 1".

She felt so bad!!

Hahaha, that teacher got pwned!

Same school, same day.. all of the teachers filled the principals office with balloons so that he couldn't get in. Was awesome