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Originally posted by Jake Benson It all started with a dream. I was having sex with a chick. Well kinda. We were both nekkid and she wanted me to "do it." I wanted to "do it." But I think I was crying instead. Probably because I wanted to do her but knew deep down that there was something keeping me back, like societal pressure or something. I'd never done a chick before (except when I experimented in junior high). So I think I nailed her in my dream. I woke up and thought "strange, that's the 2nd dream" and went to the bathroom. And you know what?!? There was a card laying on the sink with a nekkid chick and her legs spread wide open? Coincidence? My roommate thought he'd play a prank on me by leaving it there but maybe he was picking up on something. Am I bi or even straight? Should I try a chick? I wouldn't know what to do. Do I go to the straight bar? Do I have to buy her a drink first? Or just hang around outside the mall? Do I have to buy her flowers n shit or can I just go up and be like "hey, wanna sex?" I think I'd want to try a chick but I don't want to end up with the wrong one. I'm in LA, and there's a lot of really dumb chicks out here. Like dumber than donating $100 to scientology dumb. I feel like the 40-year old virgin (except I'm 24 and not a virgin) because I've never done a chick and since it's been so long, I don't understand how their species works. Advice? *starts ducking as the flames begin*

start a profile on one of those fuckbuddy finder websites explaining your situation....there will plenty of responses from eager women who want to teach u the ways and hopefully (in their egotistical minds) try to make you go straight.

u shouldn't do anything but lay on your back and get banged since u are inexperienced.

i would recommend going for a girl who isn't very developed or womanly...i mean dont go for some tan bimbo with big fake boobs...go with a scrawny (but sexy) girl with small boobs...that way it's a tad bit like being with a boy/guy...gotta ease ur way into it..

good luck!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i would recommend going for a girl who isn't very developed or womanly...i mean dont go for some tan bimbo with big fake boobs...go with a scrawny (but sexy) girl with small boobs...that way it's a tad bit like being with a boy/guy...gotta ease ur way into it.. good luck!

Loving this logic!

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i think it's kinda funny that when you say "bi-curious", you are talking about being "curious" with chicks. cause normally, isn't it the other way around?

anyways, don't stress yourself over something like this. if it happens, it happens. if not, then whatever. just do whatever you want to do; and don't feel like society or anyone has pressure on the subject matter.

otherwise you'll end up just confusing yourself, getting even more stressed out, or miss out on what could be a great experience.

Bang the chick on first try and you'll be the envy of all TA guys.

PS: Pics or STFU vato!

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Originally posted by Slylee i would recommend going for a girl who isn't very developed or womanly...i mean dont go for some tan bimbo with big fake boobs...go with a scrawny (but sexy) girl with small boobs...that way it's a tad bit like being with a boy/guy...gotta ease ur way into it.. good luck!

i think slylee is offering herself up to you jake

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Originally posted by Slylee i would recommend going for a girl who isn't very developed or womanly...i mean dont go for some tan bimbo with big fake boobs...go with a scrawny (but sexy) girl with small boobs...that way it's a tad bit like being with a boy/guy...gotta ease ur way into it..

that description sounds like someone i know

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i think slylee is offering herself up to you jake

dam you beat me too it



we think alike

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hahah yea i know...i was thinking of someone like me...but obviously i'm not offering myself


and for your info, just cuz i'm little and not very voluptuous doesn't mean i don't have any curves. i happen to have a few and i don't look like some bean pole naked or anything. i have hips ya know!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee hahah yea i know...i was thinking of someone like me...but obviously i'm not offering myself and for your info, just cuz i'm little and not very voluptuous doesn't mean i don't have any curves. i happen to have a few and i don't look like some bean pole naked or anything. i have hips ya know!

but unfortunately no booty

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Originally posted by igottaknow but unfortunately no booty

Just because she lives in miami doesnt change the fact that she's white..

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