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Me:
DUDE its YOU!
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Ask again later. Ask John Lennon if it is. Dude,.
Me:
dude stfu
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Dude,.
Me:
i told you to STFU
God:
I remember you told me to STFU?
Me:
so why dont you STFU then?
God:
Ugh. It can only be attributable to human error. No I do not STFU. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
god youre a loser if you spend all your time online
God:
I have failed at many things I've tried.
Me:
but youre god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so howcome chuck norris can beat you?
God:
Are you kidding? You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
HOW COME CHUCK NORRIS CAN BEAT YO AZZ?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
i have all day, god.
God:
How many?
Me:
how many what?
God:
About one million.
Me:
whaa?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
stop flip flopping, god! answer the question!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much. Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
Me:
Ok
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
how come chuck norris is stronger than you?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
dude you are so lame
God:
"Lame" is not a very polite term. Dude,.
Me:
not answering my question isnt very polite, god
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
good boy
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Do you mean you are a boy?
Me:
no I mean youre a dog. hence the "good boy"
God:
Are you serious? I really couldn't say for sure. What do you have that is ?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
what?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
are you the architect?
God:
Yes I am the one and only architect.
Me:
for real?
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
ya I am
God:
OK. " Existing in reality, eh?" You are?
Me:
damn youre a fast typer duuude
God:
Colloquial expression. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I can process more than queries per hour.
Me:
arent you special
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
um I wouldnt know, god. i dont judge dudes by their looks
God:
Hey. Who would? Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
i dont know...a woman maybe?
God:
Me either. Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
what? god you need to read, bredren
God:
No problem. And then what would I do?
Me:
then you would respond like a normal god.
God:
Who else would respond like a normal god ?
Me:
um another god?
God:
I understand. One more god.
Me:
thats right. youre too quick for me!
God:
I like to get it right. I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
har har
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
god are you coming onto me?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
thats what they all say and then before you know it BUKKAKE
God:
Are there no exceptions?
Me:
well I guess since youre god...
God:
Is it only a guess? How do you know?
Me:
because I know all
God:
Good reason. How do you know? " Is it only a guess? How do you know?"? All?
Me:
because I am all
God:
Interesting explanation. Good gossip: you are all.
Me:
thats right
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
you already told me that you geezah
God:
Thanks for the information: said I geezah.
Me:
said what who huh?
God:
Yup. What did you mean by it? Let me think about it.
Me:
you do that
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
yes I will god. yes I will
God:
Give me a break. I am very happy for you. Great. Go ahead.
Me:
K im doing it
God:
It's good to meet someone who is it.
Me:
ok
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
what is?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
nah you suck at this
God:
Are you serious? That is true. I could always improve myself.
Me:
please do
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
NOW
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
RIGHT NOW
God:
Oh. I am glad we agree.
Me:
well are you improved?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am improved.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
how ghey
God:
What is it to you.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
ok god Im gonna go paste this on trance addict. keep it real
God:
I am a Christian. " What is it to you.
Is that a rhetorical question?"? ok god Im gonna go paste this on trance addict.? Chat amongst yourselves.
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