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Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix 10. New Rule: For young women: just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual; hey, it's right above the crack of your ass. And anyway, it literally translates to "beef with broccoli."

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

As always Carlin kills me...the man is hillarious...i hope to see him live one day.

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Bring back 1994 NYC clubbing nights, cus the sh*t today is filled with junk parties and DJs that play sh*t House.....Zabiela, Sander, or Howells and all the rest suck and couldnt throw a night like it was in the early 90s in NYC!!!...Screw Twilo - give me Limelight circa 1993!!!

just checked his tour dates...looks like i will be seeing him May 5th since he will be close to my house...now that made my night.

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Bring back 1994 NYC clubbing nights, cus the sh*t today is filled with junk parties and DJs that play sh*t House.....Zabiela, Sander, or Howells and all the rest suck and couldnt throw a night like it was in the early 90s in NYC!!!...Screw Twilo - give me Limelight circa 1993!!!

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Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix 3. New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot,blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards.

This one needs to be quoted repeatebly.


And its good to se Carlin back on track after his last rather weak HBO special, if he keeps this up he will bring down the house again.

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i luaghed

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www.soundcloud.com/rinster

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Originally posted by tiesto14 just checked his tour dates...looks like i will be seeing him May 5th since he will be close to my house...now that made my night.

I'll go with you hot stuff especially for lines like these:

12. New Rule: I don't need a bigger, mega M&M. If
I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.

Damn that was funny! Haha I'm still laughing like an ass.

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Still pissed my party info was deleted, so here is the newest version: Ferry @ Best Buy, GO @ WH (un-fucking-real), Gareth @ Pacha, Armin @ Roseland, Greg Downey @ Pacha!, Tytanium Sessions 100 @ WH

New Rules is by Bill Maher from his HBO weekly show Politically Incorrect.