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slingshot
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Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Toronto, Ontario

if you somehow find a way to turn back time so that i can get a good nights sleep for work in the morning...you have yourself a deal!


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*~LiSa-LoO~*
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Registered: Mar 2003
Location: on holiday

quote:
Originally posted by mindspin
if you somehow find a way to turn back time so that i can get a good nights sleep for work in the morning...you have yourself a deal!


done

p.s. i'll see you at decadence


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Jer
Never Left



Registered: Nov 2003
Location: London Town
Re: 20 Ways to Keep Your Sanity

quote:
Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.


I have done this before, and can NOT for the life of me, understand how I did it without laughing my ass off

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Halycon
Epicsketch Inc.



Registered: May 2005
Location: underneath the blacklights.....
Re: 20 Ways to Keep Your Sanity

quote:
Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
Got this in an email today...thought some of them were kinda funny...and also things I may do

20 WAYS TO KEEP YOUR SANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
>diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "Run for your lives!, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going
to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity...e-mail
this to someone to make them smile and laugh. It's called therapy.



thanks =D


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Surreal JRS
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Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Kicking it in Toronto, Canada

Sanity is the playground of the unimaginative.


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Playa24_7
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Registered: Apr 2004
Location:

So ordering a diet water next time I go out haha

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King Luis
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Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Oakville

here's how you kill 2 birds with one stone...go to a drive through and ask for a diet water to go
those are halarious...good start to a friday.


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spazzilla
Junior tranceaddict



Registered: Mar 2006
Location: toronto, ontario

Thank god I'm in a room by myself. I think I snorted. Or maybe I sharted. Either way thank you.

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simms327
Ministry of Small



Registered: Nov 2003
Location: part of the generation of low attention spans

21. post on tranceaddict ALL THE TIME!!!!


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ahhhhhh.....

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c a r p e ' d i e m



Registered: Dec 2004
Location: 41:18:07N 2:05:31E

oh Lisa, so early in the morning and you're already making me laugh!

lubbs it!


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CAKE
Sex and Tribal



Registered: Nov 2005
Location: At Zone

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.
ROFL


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Trance Nutter
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Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Re: 20 Ways to Keep Your Sanity

quote:
Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".


This is happening Monday.

The fact that this is my first day back at work in 5 months makes it all the better.


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