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Originally posted by josh4 that doesnt make sense. even if your shoelace wasnt caught in the escalator you would ride it to the top anyway. you'd die when you get squeezed through the top as the stars retract underneath

not my fault

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body. sweeeet

haha best one.

"Your next door neighbor beats you to death with a shovel."

While attending a renaissance fair, you're bludgeoned to death with a lute by a crazed minstrel.

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i already know. a self-infliced gunshot to my head. I'm photoshopping a webcam shot right now in fact

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

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Originally posted by J:\Digital After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

jesus.

Min is somewhat normal but not likly since i dont jhave a dog, and i cant own own wone since i am allergic.

You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm.

You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.

scary thing is, this is actually something that could happen

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While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death.


That's interesting because we don't even have those kind of garbage disposals in use here in Finnish households. I've seen how they work tho, in horror movies.

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Leslie Nielsen: Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

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Originally posted by idoru "You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor."

sucks to be you Jake!

"you will die when chrissi devours you, danish style"

Ahh, guess i'll take it.

A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.