this hobbit-looking guy in the counter at the local supermarket refuses to look at the half-price tags (i'm cheap, and buy soon out-of-date food), then i have to complain to him and write my signature on the receipt to get money back. i hate the hobbit-looking guy!

___________________
soundcloud.com/kiskelfacit

when someone throws down a thousand items on the 12 items or less line...

i was at Whole Foods market here in NYC yesterday, and they have the absolute worst-smelling cheese section I've ever wandered upon. I thought it was 10 day old vomit hiding somewhere at first, but it was just all the smelly french cheeses around me. How can people like that shit

quote:

Originally posted by josh4 Yeah seriously. No one should even write checks anymore. Get a fucking check-card!

that's not even the worst of it!!! they'll stand there and balance their checkbooks out before handing the check over to be scanned! god dammit i want to kill these people. you just bought a head of lettuce and pack of cheese for chrissakes! welcome to the 21st century: online banking and check cards are FREE!

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by StanVoid i was at Whole Foods market here in NYC yesterday, and they have the absolute worst-smelling cheese section I've ever wandered upon. I thought it was 10 day old vomit hiding somewhere at first, but it was just all the smelly french cheeses around me. How can people like that shit

i'm not too big on the cheese, but i did get served cheese on a toothpick by some dude dressed up in victorian clothes, with fluffy hair in the supermarket today (i have no idea why). wasn't all that bad.

___________________
soundcloud.com/kiskelfacit

i love going to the grocery store.
Hot little Milfs all dressed up sometimes like its the only day they leave the house.I mean who needs to go buy carrots wearing a tight leather skirt.Then they come over to you and act like they think you work there.Then you go,"Yes we have bananas maam, may i go to your car and show them to you?"When you squeeze a melon make sure you do it twice....just because you can.

quote:

Originally posted by Magnus Crowds. I hate em. I want to get in, get my shit and get the hell out.

There's an art to avoiding crowds.

Over here

early hour shoppers - people who need something, usually quick moving & happy to get going

midday grannies/mums with kids

will stick their trolleys right out in the middle then not move when you say "excuse me please" My nana loves these people, she shoves their trollies into their legs


then you have 1:30-3:30pm - Best time ever, before the kids get out of school & afterwards it becomes hell with the little bastards running amok.

Best time to go - 24 hour ones from 7pm-2am. If you can stay awake long enough to get around the store. No queues, no annoying people, just everyone happy to help.

quote:

Originally posted by all-nite-freak i love going to the grocery store. Hot little Milfs all dressed up sometimes like its the only day they leave the house.I mean who needs to go buy carrots wearing a tight leather skirt.Then they come over to you and act like they think you work there.Then you go,"Yes we have bananas maam, may i go to your car and show them to you?"When you squeeze a melon make sure you do it twice....just because you can.

this woman the other week had a thong on & bent over so much her jeans were nearly down her entire ass. Everyone was starring at her like mad and she was oblivious. Worst thing ever though was a really fat chick (about 300lbs) who had a low-cut top with rolls hanging out. I Nearly threw up

i used to work at costco once and this chick with a baby in her cart bought a kilogram of cheese and a whole carton of cigs

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by eye_03 i used to work at costco once and this chick with a baby in her cart bought a kilogram of cheese and a whole carton of cigs

just outta curiosity, how much does Costco pay per hour?

-cold in the freezer/ refridgerator secton
-when they don't have what i want
-taking too long in the supermarket
-if the express line is very long and i only have a few stuff

other than that i love the supermarket because there's lots of stuff to eat

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.