UPDATE: k so i managed to find an accordian plunger and i got rid of all the overflow in the toilet. only problem is, when i flush the toilet, it overflows again. i think im just gonna leave it alone and let her worry about it when she gets back. maybe she'll think it was her that broke it and not me. as far as the carpet goes...the stain is almost gone but you can still see it...i think you cant tell it's piss so im gonna tell her i spilled some orange juice or something and give her 50 bucks to get it cleaned (its a really nice rug)...and my dog IS trained. it was my fault for leaving him locked inside the house all day without his newspaper. my bad. oh and i forgot to tell you the other shitty part of the story...

on the first day i was there, i thought it would be smart to roll a joint and smoke it in the kitchen. BAD IDEA. i was about half way through smoking it and her dad fucking walks in the kitchen and looks at me like 'uhhhh are you ivan?' and i say 'yaaaaa' and he says 'oooohhh mmmmm i just came to drop something off, see ya later'

i HOPE he doesnt tell her what i was doing in there, that would suck. but he prolly will. this weekend was lame

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Originally posted by ivanbee on the first day i was there, i thought it would be smart to roll a joint and smoke it in the kitchen. BAD IDEA. i was about half way through smoking it and her dad fucking walks in the kitchen and looks at me like 'uhhhh are you ivan?' and i say 'yaaaaa' and he says 'oooohhh mmmmm i just came to drop something off, see ya later'

Shoulda started making out with your dog.

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Originally posted by josh4 what half-ass solutions. you're not very responsible. you're going to look like a jerk.

Too late if the guy's already freely toking up.

Not sure about the:

"Your shitter was busted before I came... seriously how long do you wait before you crap? Must have been a right log you dropped there? Anyway never mind how was the trip by the way?"

I'd try some on that drain clearer stuff (sink and plug hole unblocker stuff).

i was thinking the same thing he must shit bricks. maybe he should drink the drain-o to break it up b4 it blocks the toilet.

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dude your plunging wrong.. you need to flush the toilet as you plunge.

do what they do in school...

flush a M-80 down the toilet

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only one way to cover up your mistakes... set the house on fire and flee to messico, yarrr!

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dude.. i cant believe her dad walked in on you smoking a joint in her house. and your worried about her finding out?.. man.. if iwas that dad i would have kicked your ass.. not to trip you out or anything


but get that shit fixed man.. it sounds like an episode of married with children when they had to use the lawnmower on the carpet or some crap

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit dude.. i cant believe her dad walked in on you smoking a joint in her house. and your worried about her finding out?.. man.. if iwas that dad i would have kicked your ass.. not to trip you out or anything

i'm surprised his dad didn't walk in on him while he was masturbating on the couch

talk about fuckups, they are NEVER going to ask you to house sit again.

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Originally posted by igottaknow i'm surprised his dad didn't walk in on him while he was masturbating on the couch truth is funnier than fiction. they are NEVER going to ask you to house sit again.

lol

lesson learned, never let ivanbee house sit for u

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