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Originally posted by Plump Funk http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_obj...-name_page.html

that settles it. tom cruise is the antichrist. repent, everyone

so this is what he is going to eat?! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afterbirth

tom cruise is nasty

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he nasty

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thanks, wikipedia

This guy has given me an idea for a new business.

Have you ever met anyone that just needed a slap to the face? Maybe the guy who cut you off on the freeway or the lady in the supermarket who is mistreating her child? Well, just give me a ring-a-ding-ding and I'll be straight on my way!

For $25 I'll tell your idiot WHY they're getting slapped in the face and then I'll promptly slap them in the face, using a dusty old batting glove.

Furthermore, my associate (accepting applications now) will photograph the entire process and we will subsequently post pictars on our intarweb homepage, www.bitchyougotslapped.com.

Tom Cruise will be slappee #1.

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One of my nursing professors buried her placenta under a tree in her back yard. It's called "twinning". Some new age mystical mumbo jumbo bullshit, I forget the reasoning behind it.

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Originally posted by Ygrene This guy has given me an idea for a new business. Have you ever met anyone that just needed a slap to the face? Maybe the guy who cut you off on the freeway or the lady in the supermarket who is mistreating her child? Well, just give me a ring-a-ding-ding and I'll be straight on my way! For $25 I'll tell your idiot WHY they're getting slapped in the face and then I'll promptly slap them in the face, using a dusty old batting glove. Furthermore, my associate (accepting applications now) will photograph the entire process and we will subsequently post pictars on our intarweb homepage, www.bitchyougotslapped.com. Tom Cruise will be slappee #1.

*gives u $25*

slap yourself.

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Originally posted by Ygrene This guy has given me an idea for a new business. Have you ever met anyone that just needed a slap to the face? Maybe the guy who cut you off on the freeway or the lady in the supermarket who is mistreating her child? Well, just give me a ring-a-ding-ding and I'll be straight on my way! For $25 I'll tell your idiot WHY they're getting slapped in the face and then I'll promptly slap them in the face, using a dusty old batting glove. Furthermore, my associate (accepting applications now) will photograph the entire process and we will subsequently post pictars on our intarweb homepage, www.bitchyougotslapped.com. Tom Cruise will be slappee #1.

Dude, hire me. Thats fucking awesome.


YGRENE RULES!

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

fuckin tabloids have to turn his jokes into reality everytime he opens his mouth dont they. he was KIDDING people.. jesus god

I rememeber years ago I kept guinea pigs. They mated constantly and whenever they gave birth, it was natural for them to eat the placenta.

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Originally posted by D-res fuckin tabloids have to turn his jokes into reality everytime he opens his mouth dont they. he was KIDDING people.. jesus god

did you spoke to him on the phone?

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