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Originally posted by chinamon that reminds me of the time my dad hit me with his belt.. i laughed cuz it didnt hurt.. then he turned the belt around and chased me with the buckle... nobody has ever seen a kid run so fast.

BELT BUCKLE = PAIN!

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Originally posted by Sean Cassidy younger or older bro???

2 years younger, but even then he was the same size as me. Back then, we would fight, i would win, id piss him off, rage would give him the upper hand, hed piss me off, and then id get the upper hand. shit would escalate till one of us got hurt enough to stop.

it eventually got so bad that our parents signed us up for martial arts. after that, whenever wed start fighting, our parents would pack us up, bfing us to the gym, strap on our equipment, and let us go at it until we were too tired to go on.

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Originally posted by Billche 2 years younger, but even then he was the same size as me. Back then, we would fight, i would win, id piss him off, rage would give him the upper hand, hed piss me off, and then id get the upper hand. shit would escalate till one of us got hurt enough to stop. it eventually got so bad that our parents signed us up for martial arts. after that, whenever wed start fighting, our parents would pack us up, bfing us to the gym, strap on our equipment, and let us go at it until we were too tired to go on.

my brother was 2 years younger and a FRICKEN shit disturber......

he would incense me with his tricks and bugging tactics....

of course I was older - so I was told that I should know better - set an example etc.......the one that floored me was when my mom used to say "ignore him" ......I am like IGNORE HIM????

a typical grounding example:

I am sitting there watching TV not bugging anyone and he sneaks down the first few stairs and whips a FRIGGEN orange at my head....FTW! So I grabbed the orange ran up the stairs and lobbed it around the corner to hook him when he was running down the hall.....well of course it goes through the front door window and breaks it. He's laughing - I am freaking - even more mad because I am in REAL SHIT now.......of course Mom comes home and was PISSED......I get punished (wooden spoons are broken) and she proceeds to explain that I have to ignore him - because "now look at what happened because I didn't......When he does that stuff?"....she said "just walk away"..... - I was like "next time I'll walk away alright from the TV show I was watching and punch that little bugger in the mouth". GROUNDED!!

the cycle of back and forth went on and on......we nearly gave my mom a nervous breakdown.......

I have volumes of this shit......

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Originally posted by Sean Cassidy my brother was 2 years younger and a FRICKEN shit disturber......

oooh man my brother was horrible too! he's 4 years older than me and caused me YEARS of torture!
he used to force me to eat milk bones, he tied me to trees and left me there, he thought it was fun to see how long i could hold my head under the water in the lake...so he would voluntarily hold me under, he put yucky things in my food and drinks and not tell me until i tasted whatever it was (ie. dish soap or vinegar)

somehow he got away with a lot of this stuff ....and he blamed pretty much everything on me so *I* would get punished!

ugh, now i feel like calling him and yelling! lol...

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Originally posted by me@t k@tie oooh man my brother was horrible too! he's 4 years older than me and caused me YEARS of torture! he used to force me to eat milk bones, he tied me to trees and left me there, he thought it was fun to see how long i could hold my head under the water in the lake...so he would voluntarily hold me under, he put yucky things in my food and drinks and not tell me until i tasted whatever it was (ie. dish soap or vinegar) somehow he got away with a lot of this stuff ....and he blamed pretty much everything on me so *I* would get punished! ugh, now i feel like calling him and yelling! lol...

HAHAHA!

you could have been my little sister Katie (she was 5 years younger) - we pulled some of that shit on her too (tied her up/put things in her food/framed her for our crimes).......although "for the record" she did voluntarily eat tender vittles - SHE LOVED THAT SHIT!!

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Originally posted by Sean Cassidy HAHAHA! you could have been my little sister Katie (she was 5 years younger) - we pulled some of that shit on her too (tied her up/put things in her food/framed her for our crimes).......although "for the record" she did voluntarily eat tender vittles - SHE LOVED THAT SHIT!!

lol well we ARE cousins!

FYI: big brothers should be NICE to their little sisters!!! lol

and yeah, after being forced to eat milk bones like every day when mum was gone to work, i started asking my brother to let me eat the green ones because i liked those the best...

I don't know if it was REALLY bad but....

I was about 4.
When my old house was being redone, all the can goods were placed in the bottom cupboards until the top ones were finsihed, anyway, I used to rip off all the labels and then hide the labels in my closet so my mom couldnt find them. She had no where else to really put them, so she had to keep them there. I was the only child so DUH she knew it was me, but i tried to blame it on the workers working on my kitchen...lol

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Originally posted by me@t k@tie and yeah, after being forced to eat milk bones like every day when mum was gone to work, i started asking my brother to let me eat the green ones because i liked those the best...

LMFAO!!!!

I nearly pissed myself reading this.......nice use of the nervous smiley......ahahah hmmmmm....disturbing GREEN milkbones - my favourite!

haha!

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Originally posted by Sean Cassidy LMFAO!!!! I nearly pissed myself reading this.......nice use of the nervous smiley......ahahah hmmmmm....disturbing GREEN milkbones - my favourite! haha!

lol i'm glad you enjoyed this. my mom thought my dog was weird because she picked out the green bones and ate them first...oh if only she knew

One time when I was 9 I put something metal in our microwave and blew it up.....
While running away from the flaming microwave I somehow broke a cupboard door.
Everything was fine until I blamed the cat.


Also when I was 8 I was caught smooching the neighbor's son (he was 10 too), my parents weren't too happy about that.

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Originally posted by KaiLee Everything was fine until I blamed the cat.

LOL!!!
That made me laugh for a good 5 minutes!
5 minutes well spent.