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i paid 2.84 this morning
some crazy black guy came up to me when i was pumping gas
he was like
"im on my way here from huntsville alabama becuase my mother died in a housefire, and now my radiator broke, so i went down the road to jimmy's u-pull-it and they had the hose i need, but im 6.26 short"
i was like
"i dont have any cash"
then he said something i coudln't understand and he walked over to the next guy
he had crack teef, anyways, i don't give random people money.
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