Here's a similar one
| quote: | Originally posted by Mattvandyk
Very funny, hows this one,
A Brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says,''You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much.''
The woman says,''Okay. Give me a nice house.''
The genie replies, ''You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two.''
The the lady asks,''Give me a gorgeous man.''
The genie replies,''You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two.''
The lady says,''For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there, beat me half to death with it.''
Bit harsh maybe but it made me laff |
A woman finds a bottle, she rubs it, and of course a genie appears.
The genie gives her three wishes but warns her that whatever she gets her husband gets x10. The woman thinks for a while and says, make me beautiful, the genie makes her gorgeous but says, your husband is 10 times better looking. For her second wish the woman asks for a million dollars, the genie gladly fullfils it but tells her that her husband got 10 mil. " And now..." says the woman " give me a tiny heart attack."
Thought I'd share it on that note.
Nice ones guys. 
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