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Originally posted by Mako Then everything else in the site will be HUGE. :S

...so when you're done reading the post, scoll it back to the way it was...




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Originally posted by VERTiG0 ...so when you're done reading the post, scoll it back to the way it was... .....

Blah fuck that. Has to be posted proper first.

Thanks for the fix jeff Teh funneh can be seen now.

All true.

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What guys say and what they actually mean


I'm Hungry.......I'm hungry
I'm Sleepy......I'm sleepy
Can I call you sometime......I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie.......I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Would you like to dance........I'd eventually like to have sex with you
What time is it........I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Would you loan me a paper clip.......I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress.......Nice cleavage
What's wrong?.......What meaningless, self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
Yeah that looks good on you......Pick any freakin dress and let's get the hell outta here now
I'm going out with the boys to see if I can relax.....I'm going out with the boys to see if I can get lucky!
No, I want to stay home with you tonight......Because MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL comes on in 15 minutes
Sure, I love foreplay......As long as it doesn't take longer than it takes to pronounce it
Yes, I love you new hair do.......Who did it?, Stevie Wonder?
Lets just chat for awhile.......I'm just trying to impress you and then maybe eventually you'd like to have sex with me
Will you marry me?........I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
Of course I don't look at other women!......I think the word 'Stare' would be more appropiate.
That blouse looks great on you........And it would look even better off of you.
Of course I'll respect you in the morning.......But CALL you? That's entirely out of the question

^^^

Sounds about right....so what's the problem?

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The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all change to silver glass...and then you see it...
...white shores...and beyond...the far green country under a swift sunrise."

LOL those are awesome.
spot on.

rofl, nevermind...me@t k@tie wins this thread.

what a great way to wake up in the morning, laughing

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Originally posted by VERTiG0 Hahah, a lot of it is pretty true.

Totaly agree!

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Bah, these are all old. I thought someone would have come up with a better way to explain male/female relations by now. Oh well, many of those resound in truth.

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You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me.

Best thing a guy can do...EVER.