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Originally posted by igottaknow whats NSA sex? is it like top secret?

haha i had to ask yesterday too...of course moral knew!


nsa = no strings attached

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Feel like your ass is a little to big ? - m4w - 34


No problem...I'll stick my tongue up it and make it everthing all right...fit white male seeks big round female asses...

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Originally posted by Slylee there might be another kind of "pool" on mrs. hazard's face though.

Oh well, that just gives me permission to date.... maybe I should check out craigslist!

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

hahahahah i can't stop laughing at that transexual ad.





i wonder what happened to him as a child. i'm honestly intrigued. i'd like to sit down and talk to him...from behind bars of course, or only if he's in one of those suits that people wear when they work for the center for disease control.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

ok last one...

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looking for a dwarf to hang out with! no joke me and my friends are looking for a dwarf to hang out and kick it!! dwarfs are cool everybody kicks it with them!! carlos mencia has a dwarf buddy jackass has wee man... austin powers has mini me.... me and my friends want to kick it with a dwarf too!! if you are a dwarf or you know one drop us a line!!

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Originally posted by Boomer187 ok last one...

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

So a while back I decided to join a mom's group where you do activities with your kids and other moms in your area. Lo and behold one day (yes, i'm a closet craigslist reader for the hilarity) I saw the organizer of my mom's group looking for discreet encounters with women...I even emailed her with another address just in case some idiot stole her pic and used it but no..it was her!

She's married with two kids!!! I told my husband and he's like wow...what an inventive way to pick up girls and not let the hubby in on the action!

EWWWWWWWW...I should have known something was up when she had one of those girly toy parties at her home just for the moms.

JEEZ!

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more....more....these are hilarious hahaha

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M4M / ISO Men to massgae and tickle big socked foot fetish. - 40 Looking for socked feet to massage and tickle with in Las Vegas. Master tickletop, also into Safe fun. I think I am well-known in the ticklescene. I live in Las Vegas and like to get together with ticklish men. Any Discrete, Straight, Str8, BI, or Gay ... Masculine men only. Ages 21 and 50. (Within reason.) Let's have some fun tickling you. Both Curious and experienced. All races welcome. Must be clean. NO Drama and No Dom Stuff. Sweaty, socked, soft, feet are a must. Please tell me more then a name and a date that you will be in town. Tell me about your dreams and fantasies. Any experiences??? I really like guys in the closet and sweaty leather is a turn on. But there is a difference between not washing and one days musk. Me:40, 6'4", 250 lbs, black buzzed hair, brown eyes. I always get asked, But, I am into clean cut guys. Pic to send in trade for yours.

fuck the shit out of me before I go crazy from lack of sex - w4m - 24
im new to this, i guess you can say im still curious about having extra marital lovers. basically, i want to find a man to have his way with me and really show me the ropes of being a lover to another man on the side. i've only had 1 encounter with a married man and I loved it so much. its such a strong burning desire now. when I look at men, i'm always wondering how they look nude, or their cock size. exchange face and cock pics with me here
www.casual-partners.com
xoxo, Katie


that is an ad in toledo

hahahaha

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"Any in shape guys looking for head?"

what the fuck. i'm dying. people really do this?!

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looking for a hand job today after work

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Do you feel like releasing your hot milk on a young girl's body

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

lol

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subject = wanna j/o on the beach tomorrow? looking for guys who wanna show off their cocks and stroke on the shore. if we like your juicy dick, we'd like to take you to our hotel room for a BANGin' time.

i'm assuming "j/o" means jerk off.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone