Nice thread Nem... Nice Thread..

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funny stuff

Nice, very nice

Played by [Insert 1 top jock + 50 bedroom dj's]& Many MORE!!!! -> Many More = Nobody Else

Another top release by xxx -> I've got a release on it.

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Originally posted by PEZ68 Played by [Insert 1 top jock + 50 bedroom dj's]& Many MORE!!!! -> Many More = Nobody Else

Or...
"Played by [Insert 1 top jock + 50 bedroom dj's]& Many MORE!!!!" = "They only played it once at home because I forced them to"

"Amazing stuff, completely original ideas!" = Same shit as everyone else's, just not as well produced.

"This guy reminds me of [insert some famous name]" = The most obvious ripoff you've ever heard.

"We'll be hearing from this guy in the future..." = ...in Bizarro world!

"This guy really takes you on a journey" = He'll play the same pompous megahits everyone else does.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery "This guy really takes you on a journey" = He'll play the same pompous megahits everyone else does.

That is possibly one of the most truest ones...

Taken from Devil's Dandruff - Guide to Nightlife by Neil Boorman & Daniel Pemberton

'Come with peace and love in your hearts' - There is a major gun problem with the clientele
'Extended Set' - The promoter is saving money and has bunged the DJ an extra fifty to play all night
'Ladies Free Before 11' - The club is full of geezers
'Original and the Best' - Rival promoter has nicked the same idea for the night and is doing a better jo b of it
'Picture of Sexy Girl' - The chances of this or any similar looking woman appearing is virtually nil, but you should come just in case.



(rest of the book is a really funny read also)

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Originally posted by b i n k u n 'Come with peace and love in your hearts' - There is a major gun problem with the clientele

HaHa, I laughed for about 5 minutes after reading that one.

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Originally posted by b i n k u n 'Come with peace and love in your hearts' - There is a major gun problem with the clientele

Sounds like a sydney flier haha.