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Re: Worst shower experiance ever! (Besides showering with 40 dudes in bootcamp)
| quote: | Originally posted by gwrmarines
So i go into the head plop a seat on the throne and drop a deuce. Clean wipe =
I start the shower as usual luke warm and i hop in. My lower body starts to burn and i scream "OH SHIT". I hurry up and point the nozzle down so the water isnt touching me. At this point i have small blisters from the waist down.
I have to get the water cooler unless i don't want any skin. You know when Bugs Bunny is getting into a hot bowl for rabbit soup? Yeah thats what i was doing to get to the knob. I keep turning it to the C which i assume is cold but yet it gets hotter and i back up think WTF. I speed back in there and turn it down even more, it gets cool enough so i can do my buisness.
After about 1 min mabey less it gets artic cold and i have a small seizure. When the convolsions stop i move forward out of the water and collect my thoughts. At this point im pissed i don't know what the hells going on, so i heat it up some more and everythings fine atm, ATM. As I'm cleansing myself i forgot i had a little sunburn on my sides and i scrub away. It felt like i took an SOS pad and was scrubbing in that spot for an hour! I stop, clench every muscle in my body and again, collect my thoughts. This time with teary eyes.
I get done and start to dry off again, forgetting i had sunburn and rub away with my towel. I'm pissed at this point i throw my towel down and start yelling. OOHHH yeah i forgot to add that the shower is like 500psi which nearly tears the skin off already, which i like but not with sunburn...
Gahh, anyone else have bad shower experiences? |
dude, i just got off trippin. thats not good to read.
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