I lost my interest to the eurovision the very first time I saw it so I kinda don't mind who is there and what do they do there. And about Lordi and Finland... Blah, don't mind if we lost the whole thing and as my mate talks about Lordi all the fcking time, I can only laugh at them anymore.

I thought this was somewhat related, so...

+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here.
People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves.
The Finns are out in the sun, getting a tan.

+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.

+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start,
The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.

0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Vantaa river (in Finland) gets a little thicker.

-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death.
The Finns have their final barbecue before winter.

-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses.
The Finns start using long sleeves.

-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca.
The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations.
Autumn is here.

-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.

-40°C / -40°F
Paris start cracking in the cold.
The Finns stand in line at the hotdog stands.

-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

-60°C / -76°F
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes.
The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.

-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south.
The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors.
The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.

-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive.
The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

-273°C / -459.4°F
ALL atom-based movent halts.
The Finns start saying "Perkele (=damn), it's cold outside today."

-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over, Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.

___

Watch out for a sudden drop in temperature in a couple of hours

___________________
Latest releases:
Endless Cycles [Capital Heaven]
The Charlatan [Morphosis]

finlands act was a pack of freaks.

ireland rule.


5 in a row.

Go Carola!



and



Hari Mata Hari

i lol'd @ mr mystery
ok, im gonna watch it right now, vote for lithuania, if you're not too lazy :]]

...waitin' for lordi's show...

Wait till u see our entry

Its done by Half of Uniting Nations

go us

quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Mystery I thought this was somewhat related, so... +15°C / 59°F This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are out in the sun, getting a tan. +10°C / 50°F The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Finns plant flowers in their gardens. +5°C / 41°F Italian cars won't start, The Finns are cruising in cabriolets. 0°C / 32°F Distilled water freezes. The water in Vantaa river (in Finland) gets a little thicker. -5°C / 23°F People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have their final barbecue before winter. -10°C / 14°F The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Finns start using long sleeves. -20°C / -4°F The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here. -30°C / -22°F People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Finns start drying their laundry indoors. -40°C / -40°F Paris start cracking in the cold. The Finns stand in line at the hotdog stands. -50°C / -58°F Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather. -60°C / -76°F Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes. The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors. -70°C / -94°F The false Santa moves south. The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors. The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training. -183°C / -297.4°F Microbes in food don't survive. The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold. -273°C / -459.4°F ALL atom-based movent halts. The Finns start saying "Perkele (=damn), it's cold outside today." -300°C / -508°F Hell freezes over, Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest. ___ Watch out for a sudden drop in temperature in a couple of hours

I heard the same joke about Russians

___________________
writing lyrics aint what it used to be

quote:

Originally posted by jamie Wait till u see our entry Its done by Half of Uniting Nations go us

ur going after our entry :>

vote for Finland and Greece!

srsly the only track that is listenable is Finland's

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by Jocker I heard the same joke about Russians

It's been going around here for years... didn't get translated until now.

___________________
Latest releases:
Endless Cycles [Capital Heaven]
The Charlatan [Morphosis]

look at Lithuania

___________________