Oh jeez..

People!!!

"The perineum is the area of skin rich in nerve endings that is located below the anus (the opening for bowel movements). For women, the perineum extends to the vaginal opening; for men it extends to the base of the testicles."

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Originally posted by Theresa Why would your perineum hurt when you vomit?

I'm not sure. It feels like it's about to tear during the upchuck process. I'm usually also on my toes since my feet kind of push up as a reflex. Weird.

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Originally posted by Theresa P.S. I vomitted tonight too.

Sorry to hear that, sweetie.

Feeling better?

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Originally posted by Yan I'm not sure. It feels like it's about to tear during the upchuck process. I'm usually also on my toes since my feet kind of push up as a reflex. Weird. Sorry to hear that, sweetie. Feeling better?

No.. I feel like I am going to die.

Ok, that might be a slight exaggeration, but I am sick as a dog, and I turn into a whiny baby when that happens.
I think I have the flu

no, that aint normal yan.

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Originally posted by Theresa No.. I feel like I am going to die. Ok, that might be a slight exaggeration, but I am sick as a dog, and I turn into a whiny baby when that happens. I think I have the flu

Awww. That sucks. I'm just getting over a cold-flu hybrid myself.

Feel better, dude.

I felt like I was dying when... I stayed up all night and then had a huge Hershey's milkshake along with thoes 7-11 spicy taquitos for breakfast. The only problem with that was: 1) My stomach can't take spicy food, and 2) I'm lactose intolerant. Woooow. Horrible.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN no, that aint normal yan.

I thought so, too.

Ok this is highly graphic and gross, so those of you who have maturity levels of 0, please skip this.

Usually diarrhea is acompanied by vomitting. So if you are sick, and have been relieving a lot of fecal matter, your perineum may be raw from the acid and/or the constant wiping.

That is the only logical explanation I can think of. Of course, vomitting uses a lot of exertion, soooo raw + pressure = bad.

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Originally posted by Theresa Ok this is highly graphic and gross, so those of you who have maturity levels of 0, please skip this. Usually diarrhea is acompanied by vomitting. So if you are sick, and have been relieving a lot of fecal matter, your perineum may be raw from the acid and/or the constant wiping. That is the only logical explanation I can think of. Of course, vomitting uses a lot of exertion, soooo raw + pressure = bad.

My vomitting isn't usually accompanied with diarrhea, though. The pain comes suddenly and is very sharp. I feel better after a night's sleep, though.

i think avoiding gratuitious masturbation over the PS3 might relieve both the vomiting and the pain in your gooch

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN i think avoiding gratuitious masturbation over the PS3 might relieve both the vomiting and the pain in your gooch

I don't masturbate over the PS3.





































I masturbate over the Wii. Does that make me gay?

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Originally posted by Yan I masturbate over the Wii. Does that make me gay?

no, but playing the wii definitely makes you gay.

i might start a "yan PC donation fund" so you can play real games

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN no, but playing the wii definitely makes you gay. i might start a "yan PC donation fund" so you can play real games

Afraid of change, pkcRAISTLIN?

I don't disciminate over the definition of a video game. All the consoles and the PC are awesome game machines.

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Originally posted by Yan I don't disciminate over the definition of a video game. All the consoles and the PC are awesome game machines.

neither do i man. i kid i kid

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