Maybe the stickies should be in bright, flashing extra large, size 90 font type and should fill up the entire first page of the production forum...That way you cant fucking miss them. I mean theres only 2 of them.

So if you post a thread like 'HAY GUYZ WAT SOFTWARE SHUD I USE FOR PRODUCTION?', you would actually have to consciously scroll down to the bottom of the page whilst ignoring an entire screens worth of glowing, pulsating, retina scorching text that says 'CLICK ME OR DIE'. Actually get past that hurdle and navigate the maze with the minotaur in it and leap over the boiling river of ACID. *THEN* load up the second page.

And then consciously click 'Add Reply' and *consciously* type up a message that might as well say 'HAY - I missed the big fucking neon sign over the front door as I was walking in - which one of you cockmunchers is gonna tell me how you folks swing around here?'

Faith in humanity...diminishing...GAAAH.