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Originally posted by D-res thats weird dude. ive heard niacin doesnt work. now when you say eat more fruits and veggies than usual, what if 'usual' is never? lol

Every chronic smoker I know swears by niacin and craneberry juice. All of them have taken it pre drug test and passed. I beleive u take a 1000 mg dose 2 days b4 ur test just before going to bed since apparently it heats ur body up due to the cleansing (make sure to leave ur window open).

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Originally posted by kofrad im trying to clean out my system as well for a drug test, ive been without smoking for around 2 weeks now. im just drinking lots and lots of water and will continue to do so until the drug test. i found this DOS program a while back, you tell it how much you smoke, it tells you how long until you can pass a drug test. if i can find it again, i'll link you.

the 2 days before the test you should drink less water and do as little excersizing as possible. this advice seems to be pretty consistent from where i've researched.

considering youve been doing this for 2 weeks i'd assume you'd be fine. i, on the other hand, smoked 4 bowls last night and two more the night before. before that i hadnt smoked for a week but its still way too much weed to just sit back and not worry.

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Originally posted by nchs09 id be funny if the job is @ wallgreens.. and u buy the clensin product and they are like and you are like... "im just healthy"

no it's for an insurance company. i'd make fuckin bank selling insurance to senior citizens. being an insurance company they cant afford the liability of a pothead working for them, let alone handling their senior citizen clients

store bought drinks never work, because unlike cocaine or heroin, THC is fat-soluble so drinking all that liquid (regardless of what "active" ingredient it contains) will not flush out your fat cells, where the THC is stored...the only true indication of how fast your body will flush out weed depends on your metabolism and body fact content..

one of my friends got real lucky 2 years back when he passed a test 8 days after he smoked (he wasnt a very heavy smoker, but was smoking every coupla days before he found out)...he swears that all he did for the 8 days prior was drink LOTS of water and other diuretic liquids (coffee, cranberry juice, green tea)..

i passed my own drug screening for the job i had now by substituting someone else's clean urine for my own ...awkward yes, foolproof yes..

it depends on how much time u have and how heavy u were smoking in the end..but there are ways to beat the man

*edit - and yes, whoever tests you will know from the piss if you've been drinkin excess water right before or have been using supplements to fuck with the results (super yellow piss for instance)

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Originally posted by D-res the 2 days before the test you should drink less water and do as little excersizing as possible. this advice seems to be pretty consistent from where i've researched.

While that is true, it's because the test will most likely come back inconclusive or dilluted. As long as you replace the nutrients that your body is losing when you exercise and slam absurd amounts of water, you should be fine.

A dilluted test is essentially seen by most employers as an admission of guilt, so it's a fine line you've gotta walk.

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Originally posted by DJ RJT While that is true, it's because the test will most likely come back inconclusive or dilluted. As long as you replace the nutrients that your body is losing when you exercise and slam absurd amounts of water, you should be fine. A dilluted test is essentially seen by most employers as an admission of guilt, so it's a fine line you've gotta walk.

yeah i definitely dont wanna risk taking a test for an employer who considers a dilluted test as a fail where my only chance is to raise hell and deny until they schedule me for a hair test in which i'd be royally fucked out of a job

quick question: if you fail do they call the cops?

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Originally posted by D-res yeah i definitely dont wanna risk taking a test for an employer who considers a dilluted test as a fail where my only chance is to raise hell and deny until they schedule me for a hair test in which i'd be royally fucked out of a job

Yeah bro, you're in a rough spot right now and I feel for ya. Honestly, I do recommend the Niacin and exercise, but you do raise a great point in that it can cause a dilluted test - The best thing you can do is make sure you're taking a well rounded regimen of vitamins alongside it, eating right, and stop pounding water at least 24 hours before hand.

I can only speak for my own experience - And furthermore, each person is going to react differently to whatever it is they put into or try to take out of their bodies. I guess the biggest thing I can say is that if you're going to try and just flush it out with Niacin etc. then make sure you're eating right on top of it and I think you'll be golden.

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Originally posted by lücid i'll sell you my drug-free pee... $50 for 8oz.

only if you pay me back double with interest in the event of a failed drug test or failed interview

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Originally posted by Protege quick question: if you fail do they call the cops?

yep, they cuff you, throw you in the paddy wagon, toss you in a cell and throw away the key..

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Originally posted by Protege quick question: if you fail do they call the cops?

i dont think theyre allowed to, ive never heard of anyone getting in trouble from failing a drug test. well, aside from people who fail drug tests when they're on probation or something.

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Originally posted by Protege quick question: if you fail do they call the cops?

no.. its not illegal to be high. just illegal to possess, sell or cultivate. the only way legal action would be taken is if you're on probation or somethin. the only thing that would happen is that I wouldnt get the job in the event that i nail the interview.

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Originally posted by Joycey Ive had to take regular 6 week drug tests for over a year now... Ive only failed one and that was on diazapines (sp?) not weed. I smoked 2 weekends ago and for about 2 weeks before that and i have a test tomorow... Im fairly condifent that I will pass it. I have passed a test before where id smoked heavily for just one day and had the test a week and a half later so if u can just delay it for a week or something (and stop smoking obviously) then you should have an OK chance. Try reading up on erowid about passing drug tests, theres some case study thing on there that I found helpfull (cant remember it now though I read it a year ago).

I posted this in the other thread before I saw this one