My mon won't let me drink in the basement.

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Originally posted by Slylee tell her to explain to you why you should buy her a drink. what makes her so special? make her sell herself.

yeah totally.

I'm sick of girls giving me an attitude because they think they deserve something from me just cause they got different chromosomes! Like wtf go away

i could never do that. well...i take that back...i get sort of feisty when i'm drunk, so if i was drunk i might pull something like that, but i'd at least earn it first and tell a funny joke or something.


but for the most part, i'd like a guy to make the decision to buy me a drink on his own.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by tribu "Why don't you buy me a drink?"

***Because I like to have fun:

*slap the bar hard and act totally surprised*

"Well by God I thought you'd never ask!"

and then buy her the drink and make her do a shot with me.


(***footnote: pre-marriage Ygrene)

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"can i borrow $5?"

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Originally posted by jonze234 "can i borrow $5?"

hahah winner!

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

"Why?"

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NOBODY DOES THIS ANYMORE

shit man you guys are amateurs.. this is whaty ou do

if she says that to you, you say, ok how about a kiss first.

and if she kisses you then say, lets try it this time with tongue.

and if that doesnt work just elbow her in the face

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Originally posted by Slylee hahah winner!

clearly if he says that they are goign to the next guy ..

"what do I get in return?"

think ahead boys

dont ask her just tell her what she'll get lol.. that way you save time

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit and if that doesnt work just elbow her in the face

I lol'd, ah good memories.