Originally posted by DjConfessions
i seen several movies where people taking a shit light a match. why is that? does it burn all the bad smelling gas in the air?
the smell of the gunpowder in the match takes over the odor, that's what i've learned after several burning-match-needing shitages
Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.
ROFLMAO!!!
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May-24-2006 05:44
Trance Nutter
........... I got nothing
Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Adelaide, Australia
How do people not know what a dutch oven is?
They even had a television ad here a few months back.
"The average hippopotamus can hold its breath for over 5 minutes"
It then showed 2 hippos in bed, one farts and pulls the covers over the head of the "wife" hippo.
I can't even remember what the ad was for
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May-24-2006 05:46
JM
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2000
Location: Seattle, USA
you ever eat burritos?
>JM<
May-24-2006 05:52
nchs09
Traceaddict in training
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Inside your mum
quote:
Originally posted by Trance Nutter
How do people not know what a dutch oven is?
They even had a television ad here a few months back.
"The average hippopotamus can hold its breath for over 5 minutes"
It then showed 2 hippos in bed, one farts and pulls the covers over the head of the "wife" hippo.
I can't even remember what the ad was for
wtf kinda of comercial was that? fosters... australian for beer
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