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| quote: | Originally posted by RapidFire
when I was in the first grade our class took us to a park nearby for the last day of school and there was a teenage couple doing it on the bench. being the curious youngsters that we were, we couldnt take our eyes off them. so they started swearing at us and telling us to go away and naturally we started throwing pinecones and rocks at them until we drove them out of the park. good times.. |
^^^ LMAO Little cockblockers!
Oh, forgot this one (reminded by the link posted above for previous thread):
I was at my x-gf's house, doing a bit of math - e.g: how many times can you do a 69 ( ) I was 100% certain the bedroom door was locked. Well, my x-gf's brother comes home and barges into the room looking for something and just sees his sister hard at work, unable to say anything, as her mouth is busy .
and all I hear is slam of the door and " FUCKING ASSHOLES! DON'T U FUCKING KNOW HOW TO FUCKING LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR! DIPSHITS!!! MOTHER_******S!!!!" and my x-gf, being a smart ass that she is says "NEXT TIME FUCKING KNOCK WHEN DOOR IS CLOSED, IDIOT!"
The sucky part was that her brother was (and still sorta is) a good friend of mine... I couldn't look into his eyes for months thereafter. Even bigger irony still (non-related) - even after my x-gf and I went our separate ways, I continued being friends with him. Which eventually resulted in meeting his best friend... who's sister is now my wife 
Call me Fuker... Sister Fuker... 
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