the internet is very safe.. theres no drugs here

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit the internet is very safe.. theres no drugs here

we cant stop here. this is bat country!

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first time i fucked. was highschool, told this girl on the phone the night before that me and my boy had a brother rule who ever he fucked i, i fuck. next day i was at my locker she came by and shes like "u ready?". so i grabbed the girl brought her to the girls washroom and did the deed. oh to be 17 again


edit: i also wont forget while we were doing it, a girl walked into the washroom and took a piss at the stall next to where i was fuckin her. i had to lift my legs and press them against the wall with my back to the washroom door so nobody could see my feet. and i was laughing my head off telling the girl to cough to cover it up

my first gang bang, was at this sluts party. she invited 17 guys and no girls to her 19th bday. so me and all my boys went knowing full well this was gonna be a slut party cause the girl was just like that. anyways we get there and realize there isnt any girls cept for her. turns out she wants to be passed around like a spliff on new years. so shes getting passed around...OH shit forgot to mention rod rico was there....anyways my friends are passing her around taking turns slamming the broad. me and rod and a few others refuse because it was too funny and too raunchy/nasty to parttake in. however the reason why it was funny was because the girls boyfriend was in the corner of the room and nobody noticed cept for me and rod, and hes huddled in a ball watching and crying and me and rod are pointing and laughing. hahahahhahahahahahaa


felt so bad for the kid. cause like whats he gonna do? heres 17 of the most talked abt ppl in highschool and theyre all taking turns fuckin his gf


anyways it doesnt stop there. the girl gets on her coffee table and starts doing a strip tease for everyone at one point and as shes doing this HER FUCKIN MOM COMES DOWNSTAIRS!!! ahahahahah and she freaks the fuck out. and everyone is starring dumbfounded and im like guys i think this is our cue to leave. and everyone jetted. never heard abt the girl ever since. lol. man i miss my young days.


rod rico that was 2 days before tiesto when i got all fuckin mashed out. mannnn we partied fuckin crazy back then

Last edited by Vivid Boy on Jun-04-2006 at 01:27

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy

lol you lost it in a bathroom? classy, man.

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Originally posted by Caela lol you lost it in a bathroom? classy, man.

baby ive changed

hah...mine was pretty uneventful. i was kinda young tho (15)...but my first long term bf...he lived in his parents' basement...and we did it on the futon. it sucked and it lasted like 4 min (yes i was watching the clock)...and it really hurt. yay for being a girl.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy first time i fucked. was highschool, told this girl on the phone the night before that me and my boy had a brother rule who ever he fucked i, i fuck. next day i was at my locker she came by and shes like "u ready?". so i grabbed the girl brought her to the girls washroom and did the deed. oh to be 17 again edit: i also wont forget while we were doing it, a girl walked into the washroom and took a piss at the stall next to where i was fuckin her. i had to lift my legs and press them against the wall with my back to the washroom door so nobody could see my feet. and i was laughing my head off telling the girl to cough to cover it up

Stall #2 will forever live in infamy.

I had sex with the 28 year old female "Personal-Issue" Guidance Counceler back in High-School. She would always either grab my arm or simply flirt with me outside the bounderies of in school counceling.

So one day I was sent to her room to discuss an issue that had come up between myself and another student. We had gotten into a verbal fight and was sent down there to settle things. So, since that bitch was hot I decided to play hurt as if that kid actually said things that offended me personally. So she fell for it. But I wasn't suprised because of the things she pulled outside of the room. Now I'm not going to get into detail as to what happened. I'll just say lucky it was afterschool and not in between classes.

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wow these stories are pretty good!

my first time having sex was interesting but nothing special.

i went to my ex-gfs prom with her (dif school) and before the dance we went to The Melting Pot... amazing food but a nice hefty $80 bill at the end of the night...

anyway it was 3 course and the middle course was meats. basically you take a peice of meat, put it in boiling water and then eat it

you're supposed to put it in for like 2 or 3 minutes otherwise it wont be fully cooked....

after we got back from prom her friend decided she was staying overnight at my ex's house. once she fell asleep we sneaked to the next room and started fooling around. i started fingering her and after a few minues she had me stop then she grabbed her panties and sprinted to the bathroom... i was like

turned out she ate undercooked meat

so she was throwing up and i was thinkin "fuck i'm not getting laid tonight"

she comes back after awhile and explained what happened but that she brushed her teeth so it was cool

i was like fuckit, and we started fooling around again... then came 45 minutes of the most awkward sex i've ever had. i was suprised i lasted that long my first time but it was just so awkward and i was so nervous that i couldnt finish the job in the time allotted .

so yeah she decided it was hurting too much so we stopped