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Originally posted by Echo of Silence He committed suicide twice already. omgwhatshouldhedo?

attempted is the right word

i was wondering. if i read the Fruity Loops Bible back and forth and memorize it, can I be as rich and famous as mr mystery and not worry about bosses and what to tell girls what my job is? I mean, Mr Mystery can't possibly be working at JC Penny or something, rite?

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

Retail, worst fucking jobs...most of them require drug tests yet I firmly believe you have to be ON drugs in order to stay sane at them.

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Originally posted by tranceDJ Retail, worst fucking jobs...most of them require drug tests yet I firmly believe you have to be ON drugs in order to stay sane at them.

a-fucking-greed.
im looking for a new job asap.
customers suck.


btw, about that POG, each hole in it is an inch, so count those and put the pegs where they go. print out your signs and set them first and then put ur product out

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Originally posted by Echo of Silence He committed suicide twice already. omgwhatshouldhedo?

Pee his pants.

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Originally posted by DjConfessions i was hard at work today at iCompUSA and it seems now the cashiers have to do the work of the merchaniders and fucking restock shit and make shelves and tags and shit. well, they give me this book and say "this is your aisle. do it." So i'm dumbfounded cus i don't know what the book is for or what i'm doing. So i just straighten up the aisle and then Cindy comes up to me and says, "oh man, u got the shittiest aisle. everyone else has to straighten. you have to take everything down and reorganize it according to the plannogram." So i'm just like shit. I got 6 hours to tear down and build 5 walls and I don't even know what i'm doing. So i'm doing it, right, and i'm at like hour 4 when my friend Greg #2 (another cashier) comes to help me. So we're getting down and dirty right. 5 hours and we're not even halfway done. So hour 5.5 and then Jorge, the boss comes by to check up and he's like "shit! u guys gonna finish this today!" I go "wtf man, 5 walls to tear down, build up and i was ONLY assigned this BY my mother fucking self." "Well fuck man, it's my ass if bill (GM) walks in tomorrow and sees this whole fucking void here. AND WTF. These shelves are off by (get this) 1 FUCKING PEG! I was like "wtf man, i don't even know how to read this plannogram. if the shit fits, then it fits man." and then he starts pissing and giddying about Bill and his ass how its not going to be his fault. and he leaves. He left with that I was supposed to tag every i already had and to fill the void with any shit i wanted to. I didn't and i went home. fucking ******. Wtf man, i should've had like 2 other people helping me throughout. and fucking hell man, 4 people are assigned to do mice and keyboard, and that's not even 1 full aisle. fucking dicks man!

No one is forcing you to work there.

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Originally posted by placebo No one is forcing you to work there.

gotta pay for school somehow

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by eRRaTiK this story is just as hilarious as the way it was written

True! He's got skills..

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Originally posted by DjConfessions gotta pay for school somehow

eh, I meant you could get a job elsewhere if you don't like it there

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