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| quote: | Originally posted by MiSSyM
CALL 000
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"hello, whats your emergency?"
"i need an ambulance quick!"
"ok can you describe the problem?"
"i dunno what to do!!? my friend wants some of the so fresh cds, i need you to send someone quick! help!!"
"ok now calm down, what state is he in now?"
"i dunno!!! he's gone all funny, speaking in jibberish, he keeps yelling "since you've been gone!" all over, i haven't gone anywhere, keeps going on about having toxic lips all over him, i don't know what to do!!"
"ok relax, the ambulance is on the way, do you have a cd player nearby?"
"yes..yes there is one here"
"ok now i want you to grab the cd player and smack him with it, to calm him down a little"
*SMACK*
"ok, ok he's swaying a bit now, he's...he's not singing so much now..."
"ok now i want you to put on this cd, white label republic disc 1, have you got that??"
"umm...i don't know! hang on.....no his taste isn't that good!! hang on, there's a cd here, what's it say...assot? asot?? something like that??"
"hmmm...well ok that will do, put it on now, quick..."
"ok.. hang on...ok its going....hey its not that bad...hey he's calming down a bit...i think it's working!!"
"ok the ambulance should be there in a minute, if it happens again i think you should get that cd, just in case."
"yeah! sure! ok thanks a lot, the ambulance guys are here, thanks!"
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