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Originally posted by Vivid Boy how bout i show u my hairy flobbin willy, and skull fuck ur mother with it

if she could see the nub through the jungle...rumour has it you wear mohair panties.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy how bout i show u my hairy flobbin willy, and skull fuck ur mother with it

Got a real laugh out of me. My mom just came in the room and asked me what I found so funny.

I'm hesitant to reply.

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Originally posted by Yan Got a real laugh out of me. My mom just came in the room and asked me what I found so funny. I'm hesitant to reply.

You know she wants it.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery You know she wants it.

Too late. She's gone.

She always asks me "Who are you talking to on the internet all the time with?"

My response has yet to change from "It's no one."

Maybe I'll tell her one day. The people I associate with define me so I'm pretty sure I'm going to get her depressed when I do.

I remember when I enlightened my mom on the precarious nature that is, the skull fuck.

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Originally posted by Demoted I remember when I enlightened my mom on the precarious nature that is, the skull fuck.

and did she enjoy it?

edit: oh, and in respone to vivid's post, this place has always been shit. i blame the COR for my out-of-control superiority complex.

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you really want to make your mom bug out explain the complexity of the dirty sanchez to her.They really cant grasp it.Heck it took vivids mom 4 times before she understood the chocolate wasnt for eating.

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Originally posted by Yan Too late. She's gone. She always asks me "Who are you talking to on the internet all the time with?" My response has yet to change from "It's no one." Maybe I'll tell her one day. The people I associate with define me so I'm pretty sure I'm going to get her depressed when I do.

So you're saying we're nobodies, huh?

You've scarred me for life

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN and did she enjoy it?

Well, it was during a rousing game of Pictionary. So I'd say so!

Yes mom, a nostalgic social statement of my role model involves you, illicit drugs and his penis, my surrogate father just sent me a box of reese's products, and did you know chuck norris is bigger than the orly owl who tripped on his own deerhax while trying to walk into mordor?

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery So you're saying we're nobodies, huh? You've scarred me for life

On the contrary, I just use it as an excuse to avoid the question. I can delve into this long explanation about each of the TAs that I mingle with but I'm afraid I might scare her away. I'm already an oddball so I'm sure she'll be fairly unhappy to hear that some of the people I talk to are not only weirder than I am but partake in drugs. Crazy Jewish mother.

lol @ tribu

If I told her something along those lines, she'd think I was taking drugs as well. Next thing I know, I'd be in a rehab center after a few phone calls to her associates (she's a doctor).

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Originally posted by Yan On the contrary, I just use it as an excuse to avoid the question. I can delve into this long explanation about each of the TAs that I mingle with but I'm afraid I might scare her away. I'm already an oddball so I'm sure she'll be fairly unhappy to hear that some of the people I talk to are not only weirder than I am but partake in drugs. Crazy Jewish mother. lol @ tribu If I told her something along those lines, she'd think I was taking drugs as well. Next thing I know, I'd be in a rehab center after a few phone calls to her associates (she's a doctor).

take the tit out of your mouth and do a bump...you'll feel better