iOh iNo! iI iThink iI iCaught iThe iDreaded iBug!

make sure its not a United flight. their passengers will stop hijacks and kill terrorists....and themselves.

ya, i think if i told some of the foreigners that their product will blow up if i don't de-magnetize it, they'd believe it. "no, i got my printer from mitsubishi" "o really?"

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

remember about a week ago I said you had the worst stories ever conceived by man?

Well you haven't improved.

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**Man I'm Pretty**

iwho isaid i iput ian i in ifront iof icompusa ? iyour icomp ihas ia ivirus.

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter remember about a week ago I said you had the worst stories ever conceived by man? Well you haven't improved.

+1

ya i guess i shoul write about bongs and the miller time hour

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

quote:

...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by igottaknow I'm sick of this thread I just wanna scream How could this happen to me

got nowhere to run
the blood slips thru my veins
sometimes i wanna kill myself
sometimes i wanna kill dj
confessions

< /emo>

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NOBODY DOES THIS ANYMORE

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Originally posted by Ivand got nowhere to run the blood slips thru my veins sometimes i wanna kill myself sometimes i wanna kill dj confessions

just don't stab me. it's proven i'm invincible against knives

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

quote:

...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.