how the fuck do you cut mustard

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you take a knife and dry the mustard then cut it all apart and possibly put it on bread and omg yes the cutting works for you and me tell the crowd

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Of course I have seen it. But make no mistake, there was nothing 'owned' about that situation. It was a disgusting and cowardly act of a man who knew he was going down. Biting the ear off of someone who would never in a million years have been expecting such a thing - in a controlled fighting environment - does not make him 'hard.' Get a grip. Lets see him try and get his gums round the ear of someone like Tim Sylvia in a street fight, where such an act is to be expected. He'd be leaving in a body bag. 'That dude' might be crazy, but being psychopathic will NOT cut the mustard in a fight against the savageness and brutality of a ufc fighter. A lot of these men get off on receiving pain, and are trained to cause maximum damage at all costs. Like I said before - absolutley no chance.

i dont know man. First, Tyson was in his prime a couple of years before he bit the ear off. Another thing, while the UFC guys might "get off on recieving pain", A professional heavyweight boxer could punch so incredibly hard, especailly w/o gloves on. Also, you dont think that tyson could withstand a shitload of pain? Each punch from tyson would be way harder than any UFC fighter. I think it would be one hell of a fight. But i think tyson's strength combined with his quickness would win.

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I don't think any of the UFC fighters would be stupid enough to go toe to toe w/ Tyson. Certainly if he'd get a couple of punches on the the target he'd win. I'm also fairly certain he can't defend himself against a takedown, and once that happens - it's over.

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Originally posted by Marc Summers yeah tyson ate babies in his prime

hahahaha

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Yeah, but could the best UFC fighter beat Scorpion?

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if he was good at kung fu kicks or tripping up guys with his legs
mike tyson wouldnt know how to defend against that attack because hes so used to boxing. The UFC guy could take him down with a wrestleing move

For any of you enterprising COR Wores out there, here is your opportunity!!

UFC = Rising popularity

Mike Tyson = In need of some dough

*Badabing badabang*

Somebody call Spike TV!!!

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Give a 19 year old Mike Tyson 2-3 months of UFC type training and he would have been unbeatable. But if he just flat out went up against some of these tough mixed martial arts guys without knowing how to defend against them they would own him. Unless they are stupid and allow him to get in more than one or two good shots. I mean the guy was knocking people out in less than a minute with gloves on.

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Originally posted by Konijn it's all about kimbo slice

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KIMBO!!!!!!!
Ya, tyson can bite ur ear off, but can he knock your eye out?

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.