i had to knock off my drunk dialing because apparantly i get very hostile. lol

i guess i drunk dialed bobby one night and ripped him a new asshole for like 15 minutes and i did that to my other friend phillip cuz he hadn't called me in a really long time, and he said i sounded all normal in the beginning of the phone convo like, "so...what's up" and he was like, "not much, u?" and i was like, "oh nothing, i'm just calling u to inform you that you are getting deleted out of my contacts because you never fucknig call me ANY MORE AND EVERY FUCKING TIME I CALL YOU BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA"

and he was like,


i didnt even remember i did that until he called me the next day to make sure i was kidding. lol

i quit drinking for a while...i was getting way too hammered when i'd go out.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

My parole officer is gonna be so happy about this

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp seriously screw that, i love drunk dialing!! i have a noteriety for calling everyone on my phone list at 4 AM to sing songs on their answering machines. infact this year on my bday i called my parents at 5 am to sing a song about how hammered i was. my dad called me back 10 mins later to ask if i was in the hospital or in jail, then he said if i wasnt, next time wait till 10 am to tell him how bombed i was.

that's awesome.

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hahah that's weird. my parents are seriously the last people on earth i would drunk dial.



bas & clovis give me the best drunk/cracked out dials.


actually the most recent one was bas singing along like some black diva with loud music in the background. all i could hear him sing was, "time and time again...tiiiime and time again" it was like he thought he was a black diva...and then it was like he remembered he was calling me like, "oh yea, jamie's on the phone!" then he snaps back to the phone and is like, "OMG! I LOVE YOU JAMIE COX!" and then i think he passed the phone to clovis who was like, "OMG HI TO YOU"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee "time and time again...tiiiime and time again"

KOT f. Julie McKnight - Finally


A classic, right Bas?

I have recently decided that I really need to be kept far far away from my phone whence cracked.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Hasneez what if its an emergency??

the phone decides if its an emergency or not!!!11

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