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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I usually just pull my cock and balls out and start making a windmill like rotation with them.

+1, works almost every time

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Originally posted by neoraver +1, works almost every time

That's how I got Mrs. Hazard's attention!

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

are u sure you dont just walk up to the chick and tell her you want to fuck her in the ass moral?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee are u sure you dont just walk up to the chick and tell her you want to fuck her in the ass moral?

this works too...


its called turkish elephant


you pull out your pockets inside out pull your cock out an there ya gio ! :d Freak

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I'm not allowed to notice if there are any hot girls around.

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Originally posted by Slylee I read a long time ago in a chick magazine that it's flirty to put on lip gloss or lip balm in front of a cute guy because it automatically draws their attention to your lips...so yea, i do that usually. but it kinda works out since i am addicted to chapstick and all that and i'm constantly putting it on anyway. i like the little burts bees jars of lip balm because it's sexier to put it on with your finger. so if you're at a bar, club, bookstore, grocery store, wherever and u see a hot guy or a hot chick, even if you know nothing is really going to become of it, but you just want them to look your way and notice you, is there anything special you do? like a cartwheel or something? and please for the love of god don't any of you say that you get on your cell phone and start talking real loud about what you're going to be doing later cuz you're soooo cool god i hate when guys do that.

put my earring on the gay side ear. hehe

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i find a hot chick and pop a bunch of alka seltzer, fall on the ground and scream that I'm having a seizure.

i grab her pantleg and ask her to call an ambulance, she will typically wait until the ambulance comes then leave it to the response unit.

I'll look at her with all that froth on my face and say, "please...don't leave me..."

as she's sitting next to me on the ambulance i'll have found a sedative with the hand furthest from her.

knock her out

pay off the ambulance guys.

go through her stuff

find her number and any other valuable information

wait 4 days not THREE guys if you're listening to this, 3 just makes you sound desperate, call her back and set some shit up.

Dancing does the trick..

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