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Originally posted by Mebot Make a handicap face at him, and then push him down. Unless the retard has special powers. Like in Dreamcatcher

Great book. Terrible movie.

Tell the retard to go see the movie.

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Originally posted by Ygrene Great book. Terrible movie. Tell the retard to go see the movie.

+puss won

i duditz

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Originally posted by PvDoBseSSioN lol @ toaster sex but which way is mr. toast entering from, the front slot or the back slot??? tis teh real question

wtf good question. HA

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} evol intent FTW

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lolzz story time!

I was on the city bus one day and there was a retarded chick across from me. A 40-50ish year old woman (i cant tell, when they are that old they all look the same to me) got on and sat next to her and was really nice and was having a conversation with the retard and it was kind of funny i wasnt about to laugh because that would just be fucked up.

but then... the retard said to the lady "can i tell you a secret?"

the lady leaned over close to her to hear the secret

then the tard said:

"I'm retaaaaarded"

hahahalmao omg. that shit was so funny, but i was trying so hard not to laugh and was struggling to hold back the laugh but a little giggle slipped out then the dude next to me looked at me (he must have heard the whole thing too) because he i could tell he was trying to hold back a laugh and we rode like that (silently LMAOing) for the next couple minutes

it was great

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You confuse people when you ask them who were the people who built the nuclear bombs. Even I don’t know who’s not doing it now with their thoughtless actions, and in their spirits.

Dont just do something, sit there.

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Originally posted by philliez lolzz story time! I was on the city bus one day and there was a retarded chick across from me. A 40-50ish year old woman (i cant tell, when they are that old they all look the same to me) got on and sat next to her and was really nice and was having a conversation with the retard and it was kind of funny i wasnt about to laugh because that would just be fucked up. but then... the retard said to the lady "can i tell you a secret?" the lady leaned over close to her to hear the secret then the tard said: "I'm retaaaaarded" hahahalmao omg. that shit was so funny, but i was trying so hard not to laugh and was struggling to hold back the laugh but a little giggle slipped out then the dude next to me looked at me (he must have heard the whole thing too) because he i could tell he was trying to hold back a laugh and we rode like that (silently LMAOing) for the next couple minutes it was great

I have never met a 'tard who knew they were retarded and told other people of their condition.

I usually see them playing with pinwheels and giggling at clouds, but not being able to laugh at their handicap.

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Originally posted by Demoted I have never met a 'tard who knew they were retarded and told other people of their condition. I usually see them playing with pinwheels and giggling at clouds, but not being able to laugh at their handicap.

He got punked!

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Originally posted by philliez lolzz story time! I was on the city bus one day and there was a retarded chick across from me. A 40-50ish year old woman (i cant tell, when they are that old they all look the same to me) got on and sat next to her and was really nice and was having a conversation with the retard and it was kind of funny i wasnt about to laugh because that would just be fucked up. but then... the retard said to the lady "can i tell you a secret?" the lady leaned over close to her to hear the secret then the tard said: "I'm retaaaaarded" hahahalmao omg. that shit was so funny, but i was trying so hard not to laugh and was struggling to hold back the laugh but a little giggle slipped out then the dude next to me looked at me (he must have heard the whole thing too) because he i could tell he was trying to hold back a laugh and we rode like that (silently LMAOing) for the next couple minutes it was great

LMao

Dam this retarts

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Equal opportunity retards are usually nice

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Everyday should be a Saturday..

I think they were perfectly justified in calling you a 'retart'.