You should have hit her over the head, tied her over a chair and raped her in the ass while screaming, wheres your god now bitch?


Disclaimer: I dont advocate this

i used to have this lady come to my door every saturday morning no matter how uninterested i told her i was.Finally one morning i answered the door with my pecker hanging out and told her to embrace and believe in this watchtower.(i gave my buddy a jingle for effect.The cops didnt show up at my door, and ive been able to sleep in since then.WIN!

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak i used to have this lady come to my door every saturday morning no matter how uninterested i told her i was.Finally one morning i answered the door with my pecker hanging out and told her to embrace and believe in this watchtower.(i gave my buddy a jingle for effect.The cops didnt show up at my door, and ive been able to sleep in since then.WIN!

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak i used to have this lady come to my door every saturday morning no matter how uninterested i told her i was.Finally one morning i answered the door with my pecker hanging out and told her to embrace and believe in this watchtower.(i gave my buddy a jingle for effect.The cops didnt show up at my door, and ive been able to sleep in since then.WIN!

that's what us ladies are suppose to do to get a show?

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Originally posted by Azia that's what us ladies are suppose to do to get a show?

i dislike them with a passion, its actually worst when you know what really happens inside their organization

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Originally posted by Azia that's what us ladies are suppose to do to get a show?

No, it's easier than that! Just show us yours and we'll show you ours

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my girlfriend was forced to grow up as a "witness", or j-ho, as i choose to call them.

of course she loathes it now.

and seeing as i was forced to grow up catholic, we're both rather bitter on religion, but full of faith.

anyway.

since we've lived in this house (15 years), we've only had 1 couplet of mormons and no j-hos.

i feel... blessed?

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Originally posted by aquila No, it's easier than that! Just show us yours and we'll show you ours

OHHHH!!!!

men are too easy

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Originally posted by Azia <==== can't fckn stand them If you want to believe in something, kudos to you DON'T force it on the rest of the world or you will be hit across the head with Demoted's Satanic Bible Bitchesssssss

They believe that door to door service reserves a spot in 'paradise' There is no heaven because it's already accompanied by an exclusive 144,000

@ Freaks Watchtower

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Originally posted by Azia OHHHH!!!! men are too easy

I know. Scary isn't it?

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